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Reese’s nomination print

December 12, 2014 18:31:00 Posted at December 12, 2014 18:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Reese Witherspoon stepped out yesterday, Golden Globe nomination day. And she was named in the Best Drama Actress category. This outfit… But this is SUCH an LA Wife outfit, non? All that’s missing is the Botox. But appropriate I guess for the weeks ahead – a lot of handshaking, a lot of deal-making, a lot of favour-asking, a lot of smiling. Full Story

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Is Amal pregnant?

December 9, 2014 15:25:48 Posted at December 9, 2014 15:25:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Amal and George Clooney were at Soho House in LA. Everyone is talking about these pictures. Click here to see. As you know, I f-cking hate bumpwatch. But fine. Is she pregnant? Or is it just the coat? Clooney’s rep has denied that she’s pregnant. Full Story

Madonna for Versace but Heidi first

December 4, 2014 18:19:36 Posted at December 4, 2014 18:19:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Versace/ Splash

Madonna fronts the new Versace Spring/Summer 2015 campaign. She’s had a good relationship with the brand for a while now. Looks good, right? I mean I don’t know how “realistic” it is but since when did we expect realism from fashion ads anyway? Of the collaboration, Madonna said: "It's always exciting to be dressed head to toe in Versace and experience first-hand Donatella's vivid imagination and passion that she has created for this collection. Full Story

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All of Taylor’s emotions

November 24, 2014 14:25:52 Posted at November 24, 2014 14:25:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Jeff Kravitz/ Kevin Mazur/ AMA2014/ Getty Images

At this point I think she should just change the name of the song to Lonely Starbucks Lovers. Yes, I can read the lyrics. But all I HEAR is “Lonely Starbucks Lovers”. And reading your emails and tweets, it seems you are the same. I love that they had to give her a Lifetime Achievement Award just to get her there. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston, Vegas bride

November 21, 2014 16:36:19 Posted at November 21, 2014 16:36:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Jennifer Aniston showed up to the LA premiere of Horrible Bosses 2 last night in a white lace bustier. I think it might be one piece, along with the black skirt. Not spending any energy analysing it. Because I can’t stand to look at it. This is a terrible look. It’s an FHM girl look. Full Story

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Johnny Depp is the fool

November 17, 2014 13:53:14 Posted at November 17, 2014 13:53:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Jeff Kravitz/ Getty

I’m sure by now you’ve heard about Johnny Depp’s behaviour on stage at the Hollywood Film Awards. They should thank him for acting the fool during the show. Because that was the only moment worth talking about. It became a social media moment too as everyone started tweeting about what a mess he was on stage. Full Story

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Britney Day in Vegas

November 6, 2014 17:34:46 Posted at November 6, 2014 17:34:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Denise Truscello/ Ethan Miller/ Getty

Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour... If you're over 50! Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it was all supposed to go down. But here we are, pop's former princess, dressed like Liza Minelli (don't tell me you can't see this outfit in Liza's closet), and her face tighter than it was when she was dancing around in a red leather catsuit, her cheekbones fuller and higher, at her Vegas day presentation so, basically, she's Marie Osmond now. Full Story

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The Amy & Tina of Country

November 6, 2014 14:23:22 Posted at November 6, 2014 14:23:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rick Diamond/ Terry Wyatt/ Getty

The CMA Awards happened last night in Nashville. Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley hosted again. And they are GREAT at it, as comfortable as Amy Poehler and Tina Fey at the Golden Globes, and just as willing to go there. I mean, they were already taking shots at Taylor Swift even before she left country – and you know, YOU KNOW Carrie can’t pass up an opportunity to take shots at Taylor Swift. Full Story

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Princess in blue

October 21, 2014 20:52:12 Posted at October 21, 2014 20:52:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Getty

As promised, here are the shots of Princess Catherine tonight in London at the Wildlife Photographer of The Year 2014 Awards at the Natural History Museum, her second appearance of the day, back to work on a full schedule. For evening, it's back to the curls that we're so used to seeing. Full Story

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No, not like this

September 24, 2014 19:21:10 Posted at September 24, 2014 19:21:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Mixing patterns? All over it. But there’s an art to it. You can't just throw any sh-t together and expect to make it work. And there’s also a certain aesthetic. Like, generally, if your style is more like titty tops and tightness, the pattern mixing gets easy busier. Because you’re looking at too many things at once. Full Story

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John Mayer’s new pants

September 23, 2014 17:41:14 Posted at September 23, 2014 17:41:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Daniel Boczarski/ Getty

We’ve featured so many douchebags today, I didn’t want to leave out John Mayer. Mayer played a show in Chicago this weekend. In fairness to him, he’s kept his douche rather muted lately. Very quiet. Smart move. Just put your head down and sing. And he does this, John Mayer. He knows how to do this…on a limited time basis. Full Story

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Tom Hardy at TIFF

September 10, 2014 21:12:48 Posted at September 10, 2014 21:12:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Theo Wargo/ Getty

Not going to lie… Tom Hardy might have peaked at TIFF too early. It was Friday night and Saturday morning. And he was followed by Cara Delevingne and The Riot Club boys and Eddie Redmayne and Andrew Garfield and my two fried laptops and Mike Tyson just lost his sh-t in our building on a news anchor and suddenly it’s Wednesday afternoon. Full Story

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“Glowing from within”

September 3, 2014 20:37:59 Posted at September 3, 2014 20:37:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jon Furniss/ Corbis/ Splash, Stuart C. Wilson/ Getty Images

That expression is kinda vommy, non? I don’t love it. But I also don’t deny that people do, um, glow from within when they’re happy. We project that onto people too. Like, you’ve heard again and again recently about how happy she is…so is that influencing how you’re seeing her face? She looks radiant here in London today to promote Sex Tape. Full Story

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Pippa & Lilo

September 3, 2014 17:00:47 Posted at September 3, 2014 17:00:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 dollar dress, do it in black so that you can't see. Full Story

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