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Best & Worst 2009: The attempted strangling of RP

December 21, 2009 16:10:09 Posted at December 21, 2009 16:10:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Worst obviously because those crazy bitches could have hurt him, undeterred by the piss poor security, and best obviously because for those of us who are endlessly amused by the Twi-Hardery, this was some funny sh-t. Many of you were initially skeptical about all that hatemail – when you are sane, it’s difficult to imagine the behaviour of those who are very much not sane. Full Story

RP for Katie M

December 17, 2009 07:27:11 Posted at December 17, 2009 07:27:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost every day for the last 3 weeks or so, the very sweet Katie M has emailed me, very politely, pleading for something about Robert Pattinson. Here’s a recent example: Lainey- I always write you about the same thing... but this is because he's really the only celebrity I care enough to write an email about. Full Story

Robo in danger!

November 25, 2009 06:53:37 Posted at November 25, 2009 06:53:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind the wrath of Xenu. Katie Holmes has disrespected Twilight. And the Twi-Hards, well, you know they can f-ck a bitch up. Katie and her friends hit up a New York theatre on Saturday to see New Moon. Instead of memorising every minute of the movie and hanging on every tortured glance exchanged between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Katie supposedly would not shut up. Full Story

Hate, silliness, and delight

November 23, 2009 12:16:00 Posted at November 23, 2009 12:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robin Williams bumped into Cindy Adams today in New York and the paps took this photo and for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing. Next Stacy P forwarded me a link to Gawker’s brilliant post on Katie Couric’s dance photos and I lost it even harder. Click here Full Story

Johnny Depp: The Sexiest Man Alive 2009

November 18, 2009 06:53:27 Posted at November 18, 2009 06:53:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny isn’t selling this year. But the magazine picked him anyway. And it’s the best choice, on so many levels. Because only Pitt and Clooney (before today) have held the title twice. JD belongs in that league. His selection however actually demonstrates that People Magazine is capable of critical thinking. Full Story

Vaginal Hard-on

November 13, 2009 11:33:49 Posted at November 13, 2009 11:33:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or Steven Klein? Please. Full Story

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Just mail

November 11, 2009 07:42:44 Posted at November 11, 2009 07:42:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hard jizz sprayed all over the internets last night as photos were released of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands leaving Paris. I was hosting the Giller Light Bash and my Blackberry, it would not stop buzzing. Ah yes…the hate mail. And, to be fair, some nice mail too. So I’m not writing this post. Full Story

Biiiiiiiiiiitch!

November 9, 2009 08:01:18 Posted at November 9, 2009 08:01:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Get you’re dirty ass of that balcunny in Paris with Robert Pattinson, HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!!!!!!!!! What’s funny? What’s FUNNY??? Do you think it’s funny to lie and make bad shinaniguns? Because Rob loves her and not you. Just like Bella loves Edward and NOT Jacob. Your not even 2nd best, you are in the dirt and I will kick it in your face. Full Story

Pitt & Pattinson in Tokyo

November 3, 2009 07:35:17 Posted at November 3, 2009 07:35:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Horniest place on the planet today? Definitely Tokyo. Robert Pattinson is there with New Moon director Chris Weitz on promotion and Brad Pitt just arrived without the Jolie and the babies sending the Hello Kitties into a lust frenzy from which they may never recover. Here’s the Hello Kitty philosophy: if you scream at them loud enough they will f-ck you. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair

November 2, 2009 07:42:26 Posted at November 2, 2009 07:42:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. Full Story

The Royal Family of JailBait

October 26, 2009 07:20:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 07:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And all those ambitious parents on Toddlers & Tiaras, all of them are taking notes, admiring the latest move by the Cyruses who have written the definitive book on raising JailBait, following up their Miley masterpiece with what could very well be the Mona Lisa of all JailBait... Take a look at 9 year old Noah Cyrus at Jamie Lee Curtis's Halloween party on Saturday dressed as. Full Story

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