Who’s the genius pushing Katie Holmes out so visibly on the weekend Tom Cruise is trying to sell Jack Reacher? If there’s anyone to challenge Blake Lively’s fame game, Jesus, it might actually be Katie Holmes. A year ago, this would not have been your answer. Katie Holmes! Is a baller! There’s her ex-husband, doing what he can, desperately, to make sure his latest movie isn’t a bomb at the box office, and Katie steps out, with an appearance of her own on Letterman, as if to remind us, for those who’d forgotten, that she left him in the dead of night, escaping the clutches of his cult, rescuing their daughter in the process. Full Story

As we look back on 2012, no, wait, when we kicked off 2012, did you think we’d be including Katie Holmes and Blake Lively on the Winners List? OK Blake...maybe. How Did She Do That started in 2011, when she secured Leo and then dumped in him favour of Ryan Reynolds. Who married her in 2012. Full Story

Last year around this time, Tom Cruise was promoting Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol with Katie Holmes at his side and on his side. As you know, M:I4 did very, very good business, and it seemed like, finally, Tom was over the couch-jumping. And in the dead of the night, she escaped. Since then, nightly news shows and celebrity-friendly publications have run slam pieces on Scientology, alleging that Tom has a freakish habit of auditioning his girlfriends and future-wives, seemingly no longer afraid of retribution. Full Story

Dead Accounts premiered last night in New York. Here’s Katie Holmes at curtain call and at the party. She is not wearing Holmes & Yang because I like this dress very much, especially the scribble and scratch print. Does it come in a button-up blouse? That would make me so happy. As for her performance, well, Katie wasn’t helped by the fact that the play overall was not enthusiastically received. Full Story

As presumed yesterday, click here for a refresher, Suri Cruise spent Thanksgiving with her father because Katie Holmes was seen on her way home to Ohio without her. And it’s true. Full Story

Katie Holmes was seen at NY LaGuardia on her own last night heading out for the holiday, presumably on her way to Ohio to spend Thanksgiving with her family. And Suri was not with her. It’s possible that Suri left earlier with a nanny or a bodyguard, sure. But...given that her father hasn’t seen her for over 3 months, despite his repeated insistence that he’s a devoted father, it’s also very possible that Suri is with Tom Cruise. Full Story

Katie Holmes was on Jimmy Fallon last night to talk about her play Dead Accounts with really good hair and doing a good job of being herself as Anne Hathaway being her. Someone wrote to me earlier today that her teeth look dirty. I dunno, I zoomed on them and they look fine to me. I wonder though if it’s that so many of them bleach the sh-t so much out of their teeth that they’re making people with normal teeth seem other. Full Story

The New York Times was granted an interview, sort of, with Katie Holmes in service of her new play Dead Accounts. It’s hilarious, the article. Because the writer is quite obviously working with...nothing. He manages in the end to grind out a piece about her and her co-stars but oh my God, I can practically hear him yawning through the process. Full Story

Dead Accounts opened for previews on Broadway last night. This is Katie Holmes’s first time on stage since she escaped from Tom Cruise in the middle of the night, clutching her baby and a temporary cellphone. No proper reviews at press time but PEOPLE Full Story

Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not it resembles a writers’ room. Full Story

Everyone’s picking up on a story from the UK Mirror about Tom Cruise breaking up with Scientology so that he can get back together with Katie Holmes. Really? The Mirror? Please. And besides, do you buy that Tom Cruise would rather fail his religion than fail his wife? He already failed his wife. Full Story

Katie Holmes attended a photo call today for Dead Accounts, the upcoming show on Broadway. Also - Judy Greer! Look at all that long, thick, shiny hair. God she is pretty. And totally unchanged. There’s no evidence of any time on her face. She looks exactly the same as when Dawson’s Creek ended. Full Story

Have you started infantalising your parents yet? They say that it’s inevitable: you become the parent, they become the children. I will never know what it is to worry for a child (and I won’t insult you parents with a comparison to my dogs since I know how you hate that) but I do know very well what it’s like to worry for my parents. Full Story

While his ex-wife Katie Holmes was presenting for the first time at NY Fashion Week - click here to see the collection if you missed it yesterday - and being celebrated by the fashion world (?!?), Tom Cruise was over in London preparing for a new movie. Full Story