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No neck for your birthday

March 14, 2011 12:59:50 Posted at March 14, 2011 12:59:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was Kellan Lutz’s birthday this weekend. So he celebrated at a cheesy party in Vegas. As you can see, he was not accompanied by a neck, and unfortunately no one thought to give him one. That’s what my present to Kellan would have been: a neck. And if you could gift someone with the ability to not be so f-cking lameass, I would have bought him that too. Full Story

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Lame

March 14, 2011 06:37:38 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:37:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Watson tweaked us up last week teasing about a new project on Twitter. Turns out, it’s just a cosmetics company contract. Lancome. The company uses a rose in their marketing. And Emma was born in Paris. Full Story

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How Gosling dates

March 2, 2011 06:50:00 Posted at March 2, 2011 06:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In case you missed it – I was the first to report yesterday that Ryan Gosling and Olivia Wilde are hooking up. Click here for a refresher. The video of their date has since been pulled off of YouTube. Wonder if there was some cash money involved. Full Story

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MTV lame sh-ts kiss

June 7, 2010 07:23:00 Posted at June 7, 2010 07:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Movie Awards are not a secret. They know. They always know. This is why Rachel & Ryan were able to choreograph their classic. It’s why Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves were able to predetermine their blueball acceptance last year. Which is why last night’s lame sh-ts kiss/hidden kiss whatever was totally unacceptable. Full Story

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