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George Clooney’s perfect proposal

May 1, 2014 15:31:13 Posted at May 1, 2014 15:31:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More details about how George Clooney proposed to his “match” Amal Alamuddin…but first, because many of us seem to be annoyed by this “match” characterisation of Alamuddin, considering Clooney is hardly at her level… Have you read the Slate announcement of the engagement? Click here Full Story

Porny gets to keep the cheque

March 24, 2014 13:02:44 Posted at March 24, 2014 13:02:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Jessica Simpson’s deal with Weight Watchers is worth a reported $4 million. They paid her to lose her pregnancy weight. So she commodified her body. That’s why we talk about her body. She wants you to talk about her body. And she wants you to see that her body is keeping the cheque. Here’s Porny showing off her body – and some serious calf muscles – while out with her freeloader in LA yesterday. Full Story

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Mila’s engagement ring

February 28, 2014 14:30:36 Posted at February 28, 2014 14:30:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

This shouldn’t be a surprise. In fact, we’ve been expecting it for a while. Ever since Ashton Kutcher’s divorce from Demi Moore went through, there’s either been an engagement watch or a pregnancy watch. So, now, it’s official. Mila Kunis is wearing a huge ring. Full Story

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Blair and Seth got married!

February 18, 2014 21:02:21 Posted at February 18, 2014 21:02:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Andrew H. Walker/ Getty

US Weekly is reporting that Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are married. No other details. It was the same with their engagement. I don't even know if they officially confirmed it. So far I've not seen pictures. But if there were photos, perhaps we would have had more information? Like exactly when and where and what she wore etc. Full Story

Kate Bosworth’s Martha wedding

December 20, 2013 16:19:08 Posted at December 20, 2013 16:19:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kate Bosworth tweeted out a photo of herself on the cover of the new issue of Martha Stewart Weddings. Her husband shot it. You have to give it to them on there, non? They do it together, equally, the famewhoring. Full Story

He had to wear a hat

November 4, 2013 20:56:44 Posted at November 4, 2013 20:56:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Chris Kirkpatrick got married this weekend in Florida and all members of NSYNC were there, including Justin Timberlake, even though none of the boys were invited to his wedding. But then again, if he agreed to come, it’s like he’s doing Chris a favour, non? Here’s how Lance Bass described the wedding prep. Full Story

Seth Meyers Wedding Pictures/Weird New Power

October 25, 2013 15:22:47 Posted at October 25, 2013 15:22:47
Dean Posted by Dean

Seth Meyers got married, which is not news, BUT now the pictures are out, along with a VOGUE write up, so we’ve got a few things to discuss about the ascending late-night powerhouse and his big day. The first thing to talk about is obviously the ceremony, which looks special if you’re into that whole Pinterest /rustic /Martha’s Vineyard /expensive /gorgeous /Olivia Munn is there vibe. Full Story

Jeremy Renner’s ring

October 22, 2013 20:30:41 Posted at October 22, 2013 20:30:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Kempin/ Mark Davis/ Getty

Last week I received an anonymous tip from someone who said that Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco (their daughter Ava Berlin was born earlier this year) got married because of her US visa expiring or something. None of my other sources were able to confirm it… But last night he showed up at the Hollywood Film, presenting alongside Amy Adams, and some of you are pointing out the ring. Full Story

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Porny’s Caprese wedding?

October 17, 2013 14:45:43 Posted at October 17, 2013 14:45:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Tomatoes and mozzarella, sprinkled with basil. I could do that for breakfast right now. Here are Jessica Simpson and her freeloading fiancé in Capri yesterday with family and friends, including her mother reportedly on a scouting mission for their upcoming wedding. They’re now speculating that it’ll happen next July at the Giardini D’Augusto. Full Story

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Harry to marry?

October 7, 2013 20:14:03 Posted at October 7, 2013 20:14:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Jackson/ WPA Pool/ Getty

But first, check out hot Harry being super cute with the babies in Australia the other day. The thing about Harry that’s so irresistible and entertaining is that he doesn’t seem to change his personality with the venue or the event. Wherever he is, Hot Harry is always at the club. Tonight Harry is at a fundraiser for Sentebale in Dubai. Full Story

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Bosworth follows Blake

August 15, 2013 19:11:07 Posted at August 15, 2013 19:11:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I kind of love how Blake Lively -- Blake Lively!!! -- made everyone else's wedding pimping look low classy when she decided to have hers featured in Martha Stewart. Even Justin Timberlake. Especially Justin Timberlake. While he jumped on his wife's head -- wait, should we revisit that? We need to revisit that. Full Story

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The tears in Cobra’s eyes

August 9, 2013 19:31:28 Posted at August 9, 2013 19:31:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you remember that episode? If you don’t remember that episode, that’s your weekend homework. Because you obviously haven’t memorised Friday Night Lights. I sat on this for a couple of days because, well, at first I felt maybe bad since he’s not a famewhore or anything but, you know, since his wedding photographer posted these online, why not? And besides, a wedding is the perfect way to start your summer weekend. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston’s daily fashion show

July 30, 2013 17:02:21 Posted at July 30, 2013 17:02:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Check out Jennifer Aniston today in probably her cutest outfit yet during this daily fashion show we’re getting from her as she continues to shoot Squirrels For The Nuts in New York. Super cute tie dye summer dress under a denim jacket and flat sandals. Something tells me Sasha will be finding this soon in LifeStyle. Full Story

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