That’s what Forbes should have called their list of “Hollywood’s most overpaid stars”. In and of itself, there’s nothing wrong with commercial filmmaking. It’s not a completely soulless endeavor, it’s just that it’s frustrating when movies consistently get made to the lowest common denominator and people with actual talent squander it repeatedly on trash. Full Story

You know those style rules you grow up hearing? People like this shouldn’t wear things like that. People with these shouldn’t wear those. Short girls with hips shouldn’t attempt wide leg jeans. I am short with hips. I would never. EVER. Oh hi Jessica Simpson. Salma Hayek did it the other day though and it worked. Full Story

Youth is certainly potent but sometimes youth’s inexperience can lose one or two carpet battles. And this is how Jennifer Aniston’s little black dress beat out Brooklyn Decker’s horrific jumpsuit last night at the German premiere of Just Go With It or, as they refer to it over there, My Imaginary Wife. Full Story

Housing market. You hear about this? Jennifer Aniston bought a house in Beverly Hills in 2006, after splitting from Brad Pitt, for $13 million. Then she spent 3 years redecorating. Now she’s listed it for $42 million. I suck at math, despite being Asian, so that’s, like, triple, right? Maybe it comes with a 5 year supply of weed, coke, and unlimited hugs. Full Story

Most of the really important people bypassed the carpet the last night and went straight inside at the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards. Because… well… it’s the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards. Jennifer Aniston was there to present the Funny Actor or whatever prize to Adam Sandler. Full Story

Love movie trailers. Hate getting to a movie late because I hate missing the trailers. Don’t understand why people complain about trailers. Even bad trailers. Bad trailers are 2 and a half minutes of saving your time later on. And you get to talk sh-t about it. What’s the problem? Two trailers were released online yesterday. Full Story

In Hawaii on the set of Just Go With It. They were apparently rehearsing their hula scene. These shots were taken from quite a distance. And goddamn I can STILL see the sh-t she’s done to her face. It’s an interesting career move for Nicole Kidman. She changed representation last year. She hasn’t been successful at the box office. Full Story

No secret, Judd Apatow is hot. Everyone wants to work with him after a hot streak of success at the box office over the last 3 years. His latest release Funny People features an all-star cast led by Adam Sandler who is said to deliver his most affecting performance since Punch Drunk Love. Yeah, so, um, Eminem makes a cameo in the movie. Full Story