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It’s not even noon…

April 21, 2015 16:35:56 Posted at April 21, 2015 16:35:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, XactpiX/ 247PAPS.TV/ Splash News, Raymond Hall/ Getty Images

What time is it in New York right now (as I’m writing this)? 11:54am Blake Lively is on the morning circuit to promote The Age Of Adaline. She’s changed… I don’t know…. I’ve lost count how many times. It’s a lot of times. My least favourite is the pink and black wrap dress. Full Story

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Blake’s premiere in leather, feather, and lace

April 20, 2015 14:48:04 Posted at April 20, 2015 14:48:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Jamie McCarthy/ Getty Images

Blake Lively at The Age Of Adaline New York premiere last night. She posed on the carpet with the Khaleesi’s boyfriend, Michiel Huisman in a red Monique Lhuillier with a leather wraparound and a feathered skirt. ENOUGH WITH THE FEATHERED SKIRTS. Ryan Reynolds was back in Vancouver working on Deadpool. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper covers TIME 100, is Single & Fabulous?

April 16, 2015 16:57:48 Posted at April 16, 2015 16:57:48
Joanna Posted by Joanna

“This…. is quite a headshot.” That’s the title of the email I sent to Lainey this morning, after seeing Bradley Cooper on the cover of TIME’s 100 Most Influential People list. Just take a look at the photo. Is he worthy? Sure. Coops has four Oscar nominations to his name from the past three years… and he's likely to earn a Tony nomination for his terrific work in The Elephant Man too. Full Story

Ryan Gosling goes dark

April 16, 2015 15:35:00 Posted at April 16, 2015 15:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Have you seen Ryan Gosling in The United States Of Leland? It was years ago. His character had dark hair. He was adorable. Ryan Gosling is currently working on The Big Short. His character has dark hair. He is not adorable. Maybe it’s age. OMG, in this case, a rare case, is age actually gender democratic? Ryan Gosling, the celebrity human pillow, now in his 30s, doesn’t look good with dark hair. Full Story

Shoes for Beyonce

April 15, 2015 15:32:15 Posted at April 15, 2015 15:32:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison /Stefanie Keenan/ Getty Images

Beyonce was in Beverly Hills last night for the opening of the Giuseppe Zanotti boutique and was personally toured through the space by Giuseppe himself. Which basically means she gets one of everything and the next 5 seasons too…? Is that enough though? It’s not like Beyonce can’t afford to buy her own shoes. Full Story

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Brad Pitt’s officially your dad

April 10, 2015 17:25:47 Posted at April 10, 2015 17:25:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

I posted shots of Brad Pitt’s grey beard in New Orleans the other day – click here for a refresher. But he was wearing his own clothes that day and hat. This time, he’s properly in costume on the set of The Big Short. And…well… the hair doesn’t match the beard, for starters. Full Story

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Britney & Iggy: Pretty Girls

April 9, 2015 20:08:44 Posted at April 9, 2015 20:08:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mariotto/ Chiva/ INFphoto.com/ Splash News

I feel compelled to repeat this whenever I write about Iggy Azalea: I am not a believer. The music does nothing for me. And the personality, I mean, I just don't care. Do you care? If you care, convince me why I should. Anyway, Iggy and Britney are collaborating on a new song called Pretty Girls. Full Story

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Gosling’s Lost River in Paris

April 8, 2015 16:06:16 Posted at April 8, 2015 16:06:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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KCS Presse/ Splash News

Ryan Gosling has been in Paris the last couple of days promoting Lost River. Eleven months ago, in France, he presented his film at the Cannes Film Festival to pretty sh-tty reviews. The critics seemed to take it so personally that Gosling’s directorial debut wasn’t as impressive as his acting efforts. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Brad’s first photos

April 7, 2015 12:56:38 Posted at April 7, 2015 12:56:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

I love playing the long blind riddle game. Just to get a little inside baseball for a minute, those are the ones I get the gloatiest about. Because they come without a set of leading photos. And they’re unexpected… until they gradually reveal themselves. Sometimes it takes a few months. Full Story

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Justin Theroux’s short sleeves

April 6, 2015 15:27:00 Posted at April 6, 2015 15:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash News

Justin Theroux has been in Rome with Ben Stiller working on Zoolander 2. He wrote the screenplay. So if it’s more Tropic Thunder than Rock Of Ages, can we continue to be optimistic? Anyway… Arms, right? All you’re seeing here is arms. This is helped by the fact that his arms are being shown off by short sleeves. Full Story

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Beyonce’s post-Tidal shoe game

April 1, 2015 15:50:13 Posted at April 1, 2015 15:50:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We Dem Boyz/ 247PAPS.TV/ Splash News, J. Countess/ Alo Ceballo/ Stefanie Keenan/ Getty Images

There were two sides to Beyonce’s shoe game yesterday, as Tidal continued to make headlines across conventional and social media. In the afternoon she left an office building in stripes. Look at that blue travesty on her feet. Here’s an example of how only Rihanna can pull sh-t off. Full Story

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Henry Cavill for Christopher Nolan

March 30, 2015 17:48:09 Posted at March 30, 2015 17:48:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ian Gavan/ David M. Benett/ Max Cisotti/ Alex B. Huckle/ John Phillips/ Karwai Tang/ Gareth Cattermole/ Tim P. Whitby/ Mike Marsland/ Dave J Hogan/ Getty Images

Empire Awards in London yesterday. Christopher Nolan was honoured. Nolan’s the father of the Dark Knights. And produces the new films, Superman and the upcoming Batman vs Superman. So this is like showing up for the company president. On a side note that I just want to throw out there right now – I received an update recently from a Henry Cavill fan. Full Story

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Posh hard makeup

March 13, 2015 17:23:58 Posted at March 13, 2015 17:23:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David M. Benett/ Anthony Harvey/ Karwai Tang/ Mike Marsland/ Getty Images

You know what I just said about the McQueen spirit? According to fashion lore, Lee McQueen didn’t want Victoria Beckham at his presentation in 2001 and called her “stupid”. Here’s Posh at the 2001 MOBO Awards:  Full Story

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American Idol Eye Shadow

March 12, 2015 16:48:03 Posted at March 12, 2015 16:48:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Steve Granitz/ Kevin Winter/ David Livingston/ Getty Images

Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, Harry Connick Jr, and Ryan Seacrest were at the American Idol finalists’ party yesterday. People keep talking about the show’s declining ratings but they’re still averaging 10+ million a week. I don’t think that’s an emergency. And that doesn’t mean I’m advocating for its continued existence either. Full Story

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