The official excuse from Lindsay Lohan in court on Friday, for which she was 90 minutes late, was that she was too busy, and her schedule too full, to complete her alcohol education program. Busy with what? It’s not like she acts anymore. Still, the judge pretended to buy it and gave her yet another chance. Full Story

And this time he’s not married. It’s progress. This is Sienna Miller on family holiday in Ibiza with her new boyfriend DJ George Baker. Last year she was in a bikini with Balthazar Getty further tarnishing her reputation. After a tumultuous on again/off again relationship, Balthy has apparently gone back to his wife and four children while Sienna seems to have moved on, enjoying a career on the upswing with the baffling success of G. Full Story

They’d supposedly broken up – Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty – and this was a good thing. By her standards she was keeping a relatively low profile, staying out of trouble, and not stumbling out of clubs with married men. Sienna also looks great in the trailers from G.I. Joe. Not bad as a badass. Full Story

Oh look! It’s Sienna Miller looking busted at the end of the night getting into a cab! She’s young, she was leaving the War Child after party, she clearly enjoyed a few drinks…nothing wrong with that. Come on, she’s not working on some woman’s husband for a change. Let her have her fun. Full Story

Over in London, it’s Sienna Miller, maybe not quite as trainwrecky has Lindsay Lohan but drama, drama, drama, all the time too. Last night Sienna hit up the Groucho Club stumbling out at 2am and heading to another bar where she hooked up with Cillian Murphy and they were seen leaving together in a cab… She and Cillian have worked together on a couple of projects. Full Story

It’s the same way for her in every relationship. Sienna likes things messy. With Jude Law it was back, then break, then back, then break…several times before they split for good. So even though she told reporters she was happily single last week in London, it’s no surprise that Sienna Miller was spotted yesterday totally loved up again with Balthazar Getty, first in the day time walking her dogs and then again last night at the The Groucho Club, making a point of leaving separately to avoid being photographed together. Full Story

A family torn asunder for an Italian holiday and a couple months of hot sex. Well that was worth it, non? Sienna Miller’s string of bad decisions continues as she confirmed to Us Weekly that her controversial relationship with Balthazar Getty is over, telling the magazine that: “I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that. Full Story

Oh there he is. While Gwyneth Paltrow has dutifully performed red carpet responsibilities for their film Two Lovers in Cannes and most recently in London last week, Joaquin Phoenix has been missing for months, finally turning up last night at a star studded benefit in San Francisco, arriving with close friend Casey Affleck, looking like all kinds of sh-t. Full Story

I reported last week that Sienna Miller, two weeks separated from Balthazar Getty, was going mad with insecurity. Anxiety temporarily relieved. Balthy came to her this weekend, flying in to London where the two were spotted outside the Groucho Club in Soho. Full Story

Since Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty were last together. He’s rarely been seen back in LA while she went off for another holiday with friends before returning to London, where she was spotted yesterday wearing skinny jeans and big boots and today in her version of the boyfriend jeans that look so much better than Katie’s. Full Story

Sienna Miller at LAX yesterday after 2 weeks of loved up scandalous Hollywood goodness with Balthazar Getty. Looks like someone has to get back to work. At the airport, she was met by the paps, intent of course on provoking a reaction to the question: why are you a homewrecker? You’ll recall, Sienna and her mother and all her friends are desperately trying to convince you that she isn’t. Full Story

As you probably gathered from all the frenzy surrounding last Friday 8/8/8, we Chinese are big on dates. Like lucky dates. We consult special calendars, we consult a combination of numbers and signs, we consult fortune tellers… I’m telling you, it’s full on. When we were planning our wedding, we had to move it up a year - A FULL YEAR – because my mother calculated our birthdays and birth years and found a date that was absolutely perfect. Full Story

Simply put, Sienna Miller is f&cked. Known internationally now for being a homewrecker, Sienna is scrambling to salvage her career. Not only are studio executives at Paramount not impressed about the near universal Sienna-hate threatening future projects, it also seems she’s receiving little sympathy from her power player peers, especially since Rosetta Getty is so well connected within that tight little Hollywood circle that includes Courteney Cox and a few other high profile friends. Full Story

Sienna Miller is suing a pap agency and a UK tabloid for taking and publishing nude photos of her frolicking on the beach with a married man. Something about a violation of privacy. Rosetta Getty would say – how about a violation of my marriage? The Tabloid Wars are heating up. As mentioned last week, Us Weekly Full Story