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Mark Wahlberg and the swears

April 14, 2014 19:57:14 Posted at April 14, 2014 19:57:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Really wish they cut away to Rhea Durham’s face more last night during the MTV Movie Awards. Did you see her expression after the Rihanna/Eminem performance? I can’t the video because they keep pulling everything down but if you have it on your DVR still, go back and find it. Mrs Wahlberg has a reputation. Full Story

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Gwyneth the Developer

May 8, 2013 15:00:21 Posted at May 8, 2013 15:00:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Blayze/ Splash, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

After not punking in pink at the MET Gala, Gwyneth Paltrow made an appearance at the Apple Store in Soho yesterday with her friend Jessica Seinfeld, wife of Jerry, and one of the best bitch-facers in the business. Look at her, in the shot I’m including below, straight on, with her head sort of tilted. Full Story

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Julia on Brange

April 20, 2012 18:45:27 Posted at April 20, 2012 18:45:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/LUCY NICHOLSON/Getty

I just watched the best clip ever. It’s Julia Roberts being asked the other night about Brad Pitt’s official engagement to Angelina Jolie.You know Julia. We all know Julia. There is no bitch in Hollywood quite like Julia’s bitch. And a sanctimonious bitch like Julia, even though she had her own “A Low Vera” moment, well, you can imagine what team, Jen or Jolie, Julia Roberts would have been on. Full Story

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The Baby & Bitch strategy

March 19, 2012 16:25:47 Posted at March 19, 2012 16:25:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Before you Twi-Hards get carried away with your reading limitations, I’ll say now off the top that Snow White & The Huntsman looks F-CKING AWESOME and I can’t wait to see it. I was with some Universal people all week and they promised me that it will deliver. But a good movie still must be sold. And how do we sell these days? Well, the Charlize Theron strategy seems to be based on Baby & Bitch. Full Story

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Wisdom of the Woman

February 28, 2012 17:48:17 Posted at February 28, 2012 17:48:17
Duana Posted by Duana
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Images by Mario Sorrenti exclusively for Vanity Fair

You're looking at the pictures going “more Julia”?  But it's not my fault that my wistfulness made her decide to come out of hiding and explain to young actresses why they have a cross to bear.  Look at the Vanity Fair cover.  She still makes you catch your breath, right?  Maybe it's the hair. Full Story

I did you a favour, SAGs

January 30, 2012 17:32:36 Posted at January 30, 2012 17:32:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Kevin Winter/Getty

That was her expression, wasn’t it? As she stalked across the stage to present the award for Best Actor, a look of impatience and exasperation on her face, like it was such a f-cking inconvenience to be there, Natalie Portman was basically telling the Screen Actors Guild that they’re even now - she won last year and she’s paid them back in full this year so f-ck off and don’t ask her again until she’s ready to win another award. Full Story

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Her Majesty thinks it’s “Dreadful”

July 25, 2011 08:32:35 Posted at July 25, 2011 08:32:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Queen Elizabeth and Catherine were together the other day touring through the Royal Wedding exhibit at Buckingham Palace where Kate’s McQueen gown is now on display along with other items from the occasion including her cake and shoes. This was a major event. Not because of the dress, but because Her Majesty is telling us she doesn’t mind you seeing her spending time with her new granddaughter-in-law, and without her grandson around. Full Story

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The Final Entourage

July 20, 2011 13:04:01 Posted at July 20, 2011 13:04:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entourage the final season premieres this weekend on Sunday on HBO Canada and HBO at 10:30pm. I’ve not enjoyed the show for maybe two or three seasons now. It lost its bite. Towards the end of last season though, as Vince began to spiral, when the writers knew they were heading to a conclusion, things started to tighten up a little. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Jennifer Aniston’s side-eye

June 6, 2011 07:35:18 Posted at June 6, 2011 07:35:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH! Jennifer Aniston showed up with her brand new boyfriend Justin Theroux at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty last night at Soho House. So they’re public now. Already? The MTV Movie Awards – this is not Jen’s usual scene. Oh I see. Are we still using that playbook? Really? Jennifer Aniston has a movie coming out. Full Story

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MTV Emmas: bitchface and backstage

June 6, 2011 05:50:32 Posted at June 6, 2011 05:50:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All of us wondered during the liveblog if Emma Watson bitchfaced Emma Stone during Stone’s acceptance speech last night. Watson was seated behind Hailee Steinfeld. And Hailee Steinfeld was clapping like she’d never been let out of the house before which...that might be true. As Duana noted, juxtaposed with that kind of enthusiasm, Watson’s unamused expression seemed extra crusty. Full Story

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No one does Smug better…

April 25, 2011 09:43:00 Posted at April 25, 2011 09:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Than Julia Roberts. Right? She attended the Tribeca Film Festival screening of Jesus Henry Christ on Saturday, a movie about a boy who falls in love with a girl and just wants her to love him. No, not really. But I couldn’t resist. JHC is about a really smart boy trying to find his father because he was conceived in a petrie dish and needs to know where he came from. Full Story

Remove the cupcakes

March 21, 2011 08:20:23 Posted at March 21, 2011 08:20:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like, get them away from her. You might think that’s the usual Victoria Beckham bitchface on display during the LA Galaxy game yesterday but I wonder if it’s not her legendary resolve and determination we are seeing. This is a woman who never, ever indulges. No sweets, no fats, no fries, nothing. Full Story