Katie Holmes, Josh Duhamel, and Blair Underwood read out the Golden Globe nominations this morning. Credit to them for not rolling their eyes at the dumbassness of some of the sh-t that got called out.The Tourist??? It’s not quite Pia Zadora, no, but it’s still a goddamn joke. But anyway, this is about Mrs Cruise, and, well, they couldn’t quite make that KatE stick the way they wanted to, non? She was formally introduced by the HFPA as Katie. Full Story

Again… I don’t get it. Mario Velveeta Lopez. He was named one of Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Males of 2009. Why??? In about 5 minutes I will receive a text message from my main ‘mo Darren telling me all the things he’d like to do with Mario in the shower. Exactly. Mario Lopez is one of the boys they feature in those videos projected up on the screen at gay bars. Full Story