All hail Blake Lively

December 7, 2011 21:56:45 Posted at December 7, 2011 21:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Startraks
The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to ball the sh-t out of the famewhore game.

How did she DO that?

Throughout Ryan Reynolds’s marriage to Scarlett Johansson, they were photographed together maybe 3 times, maybe, and never all that intimately. I mean, that was his WIFE. Not just some ...girlfriend. They chose a remote wilderness retreat in British Columbia - where I’m headed right now actually (the area, not the resort) - for their wedding. They locked it all down. There has never been a photo. And it’s not like they weren’t in demand. It’s not like Scarjo wasn’t super-famous then. It’s not like they never tried.

From that...to this.

Somehow Blake Lively, with whatever secret gifts she has at her disposal (is it food? Apparently the girl can cook), Ryan Reynolds is not only photographed with her on a quick getaway in Utah, but he is photographed ALL OVER HER. Cupping her face, nuzzling her face, kissing her lips, smiling into her eyes, totally in love. Or LOOKING like he’s totally in love.

How did she DO that?

Other points:

The photo agency distributing these images is Startraks. Startraks usually gets very exclusive exclusives. And very friendly to celebrities. You hear what I’m trying to say, right?

Where were they?

They were at the Johnson Mill Bed & Breakfast in Midway, Utah - as you can SEE ON THE SIGN - which happens to owned by an actor called Bart Johnson and another actor called Robyn Lively. LIVELY, you say?

That’s right.

Robyn Lively is the half-sister of one Blake Lively...

Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Do you remember these happy photos (click here) of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin when they first announced they were pregnant? They were taken by a photographer friend of theirs, deliberately arranged so that they could release the news to the media and financially benefit someone they cared about. (This is why it’s so f-cking rich that they keep insisting they won’t pose together on red carpets.)

I wonder if Blake and Ryan aren’t using the same strategy. Let’s confirm, once and for all, that we are indeed a Situation. That I chose your situation over Leonardo DiCaprio’s. And while we’re at it, let’s give my sister some love too.

What???

Oh, of course, you’re right.

Paparazzi ROUTINELY HANG OUT IN MIDWAY, UTAH just, you know, on the off chance that celebrities will show up.

But hey, she convinced him, didn’t she?

She keeps DOing that.

Click here to see more photos of the two of them together at the JOHNSON MILL BED & BREAKFAST.

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