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Cucumber

July 25, 2012 15:41:07 Posted at July 25, 2012 15:41:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce. They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other. Full Story

He turned out to be the cliché

July 12, 2012 16:22:08 Posted at July 12, 2012 16:22:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was the one we trusted who can’t actually be trusted. He used to be my answer to the question - is there anyone in Hollywood who DOESN’T cheat? Yes, I’d say, and excitedly too! Art does not imitate life! He’s faithful! Well, no. He isn’t. He hits on the young funny pretty ones at parties. Full Story

Scared Straight

March 21, 2012 16:46:01 Posted at March 21, 2012 16:46:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Both are acclaimed actors. One’s an actor you find super cute. He’s popular and adorable, like dimples and old fashioned dresses. The other’s an actor I find super gross. And dramatic. And full of his own sh-t. He fronts like he’s dark. He’s difficult. The work is often beneath him. The work is often taken away from him because the attitude that it is beneath him is so often intolerable The two had a torrid affair. Full Story

Not a doting mother, not a kind employer

March 2, 2012 15:15:32 Posted at March 2, 2012 15:15:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree. First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. As such, diet can exacerbate the issue. Full Story

Thin For Nothing

February 21, 2012 16:44:39 Posted at February 21, 2012 16:44:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lower tier actress - you know her name - is desperate for a big(ger) break. When she heard The Director was working on a new blockbuster, she begged and begged for a meeting. And he repeatedly kept dicking her around, cancelling at the last minute, making her wait for a couple of hours before sending the assistant  out to tell her he wasn’t showing. Full Story

When she conceived...

February 15, 2012 15:31:06 Posted at February 15, 2012 15:31:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s pregnant. It’s still early but she’ll start to show soon. And she’s happy, they’re both happy, but also really, really freaking out. Because around the time of conception, they were both using rather frequently. It’s just what they do together. Besides, she thought she was past the point of another child. Full Story

Cash Only

December 14, 2011 20:58:05 Posted at December 14, 2011 20:58:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SO easy. Who was paid $15,000 in cash this week in exchange for frolicking around in her bikini on the beach? That’s a lot of cash money for you and me, true. But for them? It’s change. It’s really, really not much. In that world, it’s almost nothing. Consider that Tori Spelling supposedly charges at least 4 times that for a photo op with her kids and you get a sense of how low this piece of sh-t is scraping these days. Full Story

They’re creeping everyone out

November 23, 2011 14:29:30 Posted at November 23, 2011 14:29:30
Sarah Posted by Sarah

This director doesn’t have a reputation for engaging in tomfoolery on his sets, and this starlet has no reputation at all, yet they’ve been raising eyebrows with their vaguely off-putting relationship, which is inching into “professionally inappropriate” territory.  Their weird fascination with one another is making some folks wonder if they could become a liability while promoting their film. Full Story

Wife confronts colleague

October 25, 2011 14:53:29 Posted at October 25, 2011 14:53:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A popular married television personality who’s also a chronic cheater had an affair a few years ago with a woman (also married with kids) who’s now become his colleague. The colleague ran into his wife recently. The wife decided they would have a little conversation. There were no pleasantries. The wife pretty much opened with - who did you have to f-ck to get this new position? How many people have you f-cked to get to where you are now? The colleague, obviously mortified, as they’re actually in a place crawling with parents and children, frequented by their own children, tried to be civil, tried to downplay the hostilities. Full Story

Her kids were watching

October 18, 2011 16:05:22 Posted at October 18, 2011 16:05:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Film set. Recently. She’s shooting a sex scene. Walking around set in her bra, no shirt on, panties, standard attire, nothing unusual about it... Except that her children were there that day. They were visiting. And it was no thing, you know? That was her costume. They saw her in his costume while they were there. Full Story

Action Homewrecker

October 17, 2011 15:45:23 Posted at October 17, 2011 15:45:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A marriage is over. A one year old baby will now grow up in a broken home. Because the dickhead of a father couldn’t resist the action star. He’s a crew member on her show, no one famous. She is the star of the show. And a major bitch. Was hated before she decided to f-ck up a family. Is even more hated now. Full Story

Biohazard

October 14, 2011 20:14:25 Posted at October 14, 2011 20:14:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s a gross one to kick off your weekend. If you’re prudey and squeamish, you may want to skip it. We’re women. Sometimes the cycle, it’s hard to control. How many times have you heard someone complain that her holiday was happening right when the menses were too? (Menses is the MOST hilarious word to me, by the way. Full Story

How much does she know?

September 27, 2011 17:27:53 Posted at September 27, 2011 17:27:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s not with her boyfriend anymore and we’re to believe it ended amicably and for her sake, I hope so, but I’m not sure she would deal well with the fact that just a couple of weeks before their split was officially confirmed, he was on the road with someone else in his hotel room. The girl had the build he’s known to prefer - lean and muscular - and she answered the door wearing nothing but her underwear and her hands covering her breasts. Full Story

Franchise Fat

September 22, 2011 08:01:00 Posted at September 22, 2011 08:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah He showed up the first time fit and fine but this time around he was rather round about the tum. The director noticed and was not happy, fearing for the consistency of the franchise. When asked to slim down, the slightly schlumpy star responded, “This movie isn’t worth it. Full Story