Any job. Because she really really needs one. Sorry to keep on the C list but Carmen Electra went to the beach the other day. You may have seen a few of the photos. But did you know she changed her bikini FOUR F&CKING TIMES??? Before you ask…it was not an “official” photo shoot. Full Story

Upon further reflection, I suppose this makes sense. Because Carmen isn’t exactly a steady “actor”. And she has no reality tv show. And unlike that skank whore Denise Richards, she hasn’t stabbed her friend in the back just to live off a new rocker boyfriend… which means a girl’s gotta make a living, right? But seriously… a living like this is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Full Story

She’s been invited to attend the city’s annual Opera Ball. Every year, some rich ass dude invites a celebrity to be his date – past dates have included Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra so clearly you can see where his taste runs foul. Shame really. Because Vienna is one of the world’s finest, classiest cities. Full Story

What, exactly, does she do? Besides marrying and divorcing and posing for the occasional Playboy and getting killed in the occasional slasher/joker flick…is Carmen Electra that far off in uselessness from Paris Hilton? And seriously – is she really all that? To me it’s generic. To me it’s rather unremarkable. Full Story

Gloat ahead. Skip the next if you can"t handle. In our world of gossip saturation, it can be a challenge to distinguish between the cream and the crap - especially when it comes to the weeklies. What you prefer is your business, but I would caution against putting too much stock on the consistently erroneous reports of several lower tier rags. Full Story

Not that Carmen Electra is newsworthy even on the slowest of newsdays but she seems to be everywhere of late, promoting the latest installment of the Scary Movie franchise. Seeing her brings up a very important question: boob jobs and nipples - something I spend an inordinate amount of time obsessing about. Full Story

Any chance giving bad advice is Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro? Dear Heidi: No, but minus a few tattoos and I can see a very strong similarity.  Full Story