This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown lift bun action is also the mark of the tacky assness that characterises her repeated sartorial criminal activity. Full Story

She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel her It. All I feel is that dress blinding me. Full Story

During an interview yesterday with a radio station, Carrie Underwood decided to piss on Montreal. She and husband Mike Fisher were there recently and “our (rental) car got broken into. We had to...call them and be like, 'We're sorry! The car is broken.” So now she associates the city with auto theft. Full Story

Here’s a question for you know-it-all bitches: what do you enjoy more? Sex... or being right? I want you to really think about that. Sex is the obvious answer, but that would mean you’ve never had bad sex. Or sex with a truly vile person. I’ve had too much of both. In fact, most of the people I’ve slept with have been hideous. Full Story

I counted 8 different outfits last night on Country Bitch. And all of them were ass. Some of them were straight up appalling. Like the one with the cherries attached to the tutu. And the short dark metallic mini that’s so cheap you can see the hem stitches from this far away. And the glass of orange juice that puked all over a toga. Full Story

Have been hearing a lot from Ottawa the last couple of days reacting to a story in the National Enquirer about Country Bitch refusing to move. As you know, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher were married last month and made plans to settle into a home in Ottawa. Full Story

Of course People Magazine has the all “exclusive” Carrie Underwood wedding photos. You get what you pay for. So all that bullsh-t drama leading up to the event, as Country Bitch tried to block public access, and was going full military on the secrecy of the mission and the location and not letting guests know where and when and whatever – all for privacy? Really? Not privacy, no. Full Story

So many people getting married. Got married. Am sure you’ve heard: Carrie Underwood to Mike Fisher, Emily Blunt to John Krasinski... The wedding details should be available on the cover of a magazine some time soon. Can’t wait to see Country Bitch’s gown. Somehow she always tacks it up. Full Story

It’s always all smiles when the night belongs to her. And it did. Carrie Underwood took home two CMT Awards last night with her fiancé Mike Fisher looking on proudly. They’re cute together, non? And a lot of extra play for the cameras too. They reward her and she rewards them back. Full Story

You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no matter what she wears it’s like you’ve already seen it. Full Story

She had to watch Taylor Swift trump her crusty ass at previous award shows, but Carrie Underwood was named Entertainer of the Year last night in Vegas at the Academy of Country Music, her second in a row, and the first female artist to take the honour twice. Well done Country Bitch. Aside from the fact that she kinda blew off Reba McEntire, CB’s acceptance speech wasn’t too grating. Full Story

This little girl...well... she makes her tolerable. Beagle puppy! As you know, I have a beagle. My beagle is prick. Like, all beagles are naughty – and this one looks pretty naughty – but my beagle redefines Attitude Problem. While Jacek and I were away recently, Marcus stayed with Fiona. Full Story

Why do they all have to do both? Country Bitch can sing. Who says she can act? The same applies to so many of them. In reverse too. Like Leighton Meester. Acting good. Singing, no. Anyway, here’s the Country Bitch in Hawaii shooting Soul Surfer this weekend showing off her best Country BitchFace. Full Story

What has to happen for this hair to be a reality? What is the process? How does one ASK for this hair? Who would ask for this hair? Well, obviously, the Country Bitch. Many of you were offended by her costume. To me the costume served its purpose. It’s the Super Bowl. You bring it as hard and as tacky as possible. Full Story