Sit DOWN Zeta
Catherine Zeta Jones has been working on Broadway, keeping a low profile, and as mentioned last week, rarely seen publicly with Michael Douglas. Zeta is 40 now. It's a sh-tty reality in Hollywood that that's usually when roles dry up for women. Unless of course it's Meryl Streep.
Zeta has made a string of terrible movies. Her new movie is called The Rebound. I haven't seen it but going from the trailer it doesn't seem like she's breaking that streak any time soon.
Also...Zeta claims she's 40. Which is younger than Jennifer Aniston. Really?
But that's not all. In a new interview with OK! Magazine, Zeta also insists she doesn't diet. She also sees herself as a "broad" girl.
Indeed. She uses the word "broad":
“I find this wave of super-skinny women scary. I’m not going to lie to you, I’ve got to drag myself down to the gym like everybody else. But I look at the red carpet sometimes and it’s like a pageant.
I’m quite a broad girl, not at all delicate. I watch what I eat to stay in shape, but I’m against diets. I eat when I’m hungry, three meals a day.”
Zeta is THIN. She's even thin for Posh. So no. There is no "broad" happening here. What there is is another dumbass fronting like she actually eats. Please.
This is Zeta in NY the other day looking super "broad".
Sit your "40" year old ass DOWN.
Photos ffrom Ron Asadorian/Splashnewsonline.com