Duana doesn’t get why I’m so into it. It’s standard head-wear at an English wedding, especially when the guest list reads of royals. Sure. I know. But I still find it fascinating, this fascinator business. Maybe because I’ve never worn one. Here are Chelsy Davy and Pippa Middleton at a wedding the other day wearing them. Full Story

Two weeks ago I posted this article about Chelsy Davy hanging out with date rape-y looking rich boys in Zimbabwe with pap photos taken from curiously close distance, positing that she’d either been sold out by her mates or that she certainly didn’t mind seeing these pictures published for the effect it might have on Hot Harry on a Horse. Full Story

These photos were released earlier this week and I kept forgetting to post them. It’s Chelsy Davy in Zimbabwe on New Year’s Eve, surrounded by beer carby looking frat guys, clearly enjoying herself on a bender. Ugh. Each and every one of those boys looks like they’d be down with date rape. Full Story

His dad and his dad’s wife and his girlfriend attended Hot Harry on a Horse’s Army Pilot Graduation today. Look at him. So f-cking cute I can’t stand it. And I love him with Chelsy. I love them. I want them to get married and have babies and live in a castle and ride ponies and hide their extra marital offspring but not until later. Full Story

It’s an instant moisturiser for me. David Beckham, Clive Owen, Hugh Grant, white shirts open at the neck, what is it about when an Englishman wears it that makes it extra extra sexy? Or is it just me the Anglophile? Probably. Hot Harry on a Horse was out last night at a private member’s club in London, photographed leaving in good spirits at 3am. Full Story

Am sad. Love Harry and Chelsy. But it’s over again. For now. Word is she made the call. Tired of waiting around for him while he’s up to his shenanigans in the army, desperately hoping to move back to Africa, willing herself to focus on her own studies, her own career, Chelsy broke up with Harry even though they’re both still in love… The timing is wrong. Full Story

Oh. Jealous. To be young, super rich, super blonde, super connected, and somehow keeping Hot Harry on a Horse more or less committed after all these years. What’s a skanky bar girl or two in Calgary? Chelsy’s eye is on a bigger prize. As mentioned earlier, they are in Mauritius and these photos, oh la these photos. Full Story

Looks delicious. Here’s Hot Harry not on his horse enjoying some down time (can you call it down time for a prince?) with Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. Something about the way he’s lounging in the sun, in a t-shirt, and his neck, probably smelling like fresh laundry and salt water… like if you were waiting on his table, wouldn’t you lean in for a nip? Anyway, Harry attended Christmas mass with his family before jetting off on holz. Full Story

And so does his brother! Never been so proud of my royal infatuation. He f&cks up all the time, but at the very least, he knows to avoid the Hollywood Ebola Virus Paris Hilton. Amazing. So last night at Whisky Mist, Ebola was flailing away when she learned that Hot Harry and the much less Will were at the club too. Full Story

Hot Harry and his Chelsy Davy went out for dinner the other night and the British press were making a big deal about how they feasted on monkeys swinging from trees and other exotic dishes…or some sh*t like that. I prefer to make a big deal about the fact that Hot Harry looks debloated and I wonder if those foods were aphrodisiacs and I could totally see them mauling each other like two wildcats in the jungle. Full Story

Hot Harry and Chelsy hit up a club last night in London and left holding hands! Squee! Not sure why this is so exciting but it was like waking up to a treat this morning – seeing something as innocuous as the spare leading his girl into their car…maybe it’s a princely thing? LOVE them together. Full Story

Hot Harry playing polo yesterday still workin’ a little beer pudge especially around the chin but who cares when he’s on a horse? Harry on a Horse is the Hottest! Hot Harry on a Horse was accompanied by his girlfriend Chelsy who, after a brief split, is now steadfastly by his side. Hot Harry > Beaver WillChelsy Davy > Kate Middleton Totally! Chelsy has beautiful legs, non? And beautiful highlights. Full Story

His first Army medal as his brother and his dad proudly looked on. But what everyone else is talking about is the presence of Chelsy Davy at the official ceremony. Her attendance is a big deal. Like a legitimisation of their relationship. After a bit of a bumpy patch a few months ago, Hot Harry and his blonde are clearly super serious again. Full Story

Here he is last weekend in South Africa with Chelsy and her family apparently rather preoccupied with his crotch. Or am I just dirty? Hot Harry is 23… just one year shy of my Gay Math threshold. Is it ok to lust him? What’s a year anyway?!?!? And how do you resist? Look at him. Happy Hump Day. Full Story