Every day I get email from you lusty bitches asking for more Tom Hardy. Here he is this morning heading out of Vancouver for a quick trip to LA presumably to tie up those Batman talks, make it all official with paperwork. At this point it’s just a formality. He’s in. But as what? Every Christopher Nolan is shrouded in secrecy so no one knows for sure right now but the popular guess is The Riddler. Full Story

Looks like it, non? Chris Pine rushed up in a sweet ride yesterday and hopped over the seats for a scene with Reese Witherspoon as shooting continued last night in Vancouver for This Means War. As you know, he doesn’t work for me, like, ever but he that’s a nice suit. Jacek is too style-less to wear a purple shirt. Full Story

So he winked at you several times did he? Well be careful then if you have work to do. Like Ryan Gosling, Tom Hardy can be terribly, terribly distracting. Even with a toothpick in his mouth. It’s an underappreciated art, the way a guy holds his body. Full Story

Here are the first photos of Reese Witherspoon on set in Vancouver with Chris Pine for This Means War. As noted earlier in the article re: Tom Hardy, Witherspoon was shopping at Aritzia over the weekend and seen at Cafe Medina. The film is about two assassin/spies who fall in love with the same girl, then throw down explosion Mission Impossible style for her eternal love. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio was in Vancouver this weekend to check up on the Red Riding Hood film and attend the wrap party. Bar Rafaeli was with him, as was his mother, although when they were departing at the airport, to avoid being photographed, he had Bar go through a different entrance. While in town, Leo also hooked up with Tom Hardy, his co-star from Inception. Full Story

Watched Star Trek with Jacek on Christmas Eve. Definitely one of my top 10 of the year. But it only intensified Jacek’s dislike of Chris Pine basely solely and unfairly on the weird grossness of his face. It’s like he’s constantly being swarmed by wasps. I agree. He’s very difficult to look at. Full Story

He was universally ridiculed when word leaked that he was dating Audrina Patridge. Kinda like John Mayer and Jessica Simpson… only worse. Which is why he shamefacedly skipped the carpet at the Movie Awards on Sunday. ShameFace is the worst with cameras around. And now Hollyscoop Full Story

Viewership for The Hills has been steadily declining. Maybe it’s because they’re full of plastic sh-t. Maybe it’s because they’re all starting to look the same. California girls. Now that Audrina Patridge has lightened her hair, they’re all becoming one giant blonde Hill: long wavy hair, tanned, leggy, dumb. Full Story

Just a set of fake cans. Long legs to wrap around his waist. And nothing in the way of conversation. Makes sense. After all, wouldn’t call Chris Pine the most cerebral of stars. And he’s in no danger of earning that reputation now, especially since, according to the new issue of Us Weekly, he’s dating Audrina Patridge. Full Story

If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know already that I left Winona for Gwyneth. I did. Winona was my first love. I had my hair cut like hers in Reality Bites. In the mirror when I’m alone, when the 26th of the month happens on a Wednesday, under low light, cocked at a certain angle, without contacts on, I totally look like her a little. Full Story

Can you believe it’s been a f-cking year? Admit it, you did not give it a year. You gave it maybe 6 months. But there they were, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in Vegas at Moon Nightclub last night celebration the occasion. How? With champagne and cheese! I love her SO much. Check it out – Nick gets on the mic and presents her with his gift: a video of the two of them during their first year of marriage. Full Story

Here they come… The summer blockbusters, one after the other. North American release date is May 8th but word is already Paramount has greenlit two Star Trek sequels Full Story

Last night in Vegas at the closing gala, it was like they gave out awards for simply showing up. How else can you explain why Audrina fecking Partridge took home a trophy??? And my Rumey too. And you know me. I am a Rumer Willis apologist. And she did look great. But calling her, along with Audrina, and 4 other tarts from a movie called Sorority Row (!!!), the Female Stars of Tomorrow is a slap in the face to someone like Rachel McAdams who was named Female Star of the Year (more on Rachel later). Full Story