My Celebrity Baby Theory: Trump Edition

December 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Source via Source Barron Trump was baptised quietly last week in Palm Beach – surprisingly low key for the Donald who doesn’t seem to do anything without fanfare…except as it relates to family I suppose. Here’s a rare glimpse of the Trump Empire’s youngest heir, comfortably ensconced in the arms of Donald’s femmebot bride – there’s something rather mechanical about that Melania, isn’t there? Anyway, as you can see, little Barron is quite the cutie, a beautiful little fellow actually, and another great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory, following under the category of: Hot + Average = Fairly Attractive Click here for the full formula. Now say what you will about his hair and his awkward speech issues but Donald is definitely not ugly. And since he keeps fertilising former models, his children aren’t ugly either.
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