Ebola wants Twilight
As I reported a few weeks ago, Ebola Paris Hilton is guest starring on Supernatural. Not sure why the show felt the need to expose its cast and crew to that disease but here it is, arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin work. Ebola is apparently playing a shapeshifter who shapeshifts into “Paris Hilton” and tries to kill everyone.
It came in on the same flight as Jackson Rathbone. Kellan Lutz flew in around the same time but they were not on the same plane. While Ebola distracted most of the paps, Jackson was able to leave the airport relatively undisturbed. Am hoping he was able to avoid it in the air. It may not have known who he is. And this is good. Because it is targeting Twilight, and Ebola will stop at nothing.
Not even a boyfriend.
Doug Reinhardt was actually booked to accompany it. They reconciled around the same time its role on Supernatural was confirmed and there was indeed a flight arranged for him…
But Ebola has other plans.
My sources tell me exclusively that it has made phone calls, it has instructed its people to put out the feelers – it wants to hook up with the Twilight cast, specifically Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. It’s only in Vancouver for a few days. Originally the plan was to set up a night out and it would call in some of its fake BFF bitches and of course its reality show cameras would capture everything.
The assumption however is that no one from Twilight bothered to get back to it. So it’s here alone, but has not abandoned the plan (which is why Doug was told not to come) and still hopes to make things happen, with bffs and cameras on standby, should Twilight give it an opening.
Nothing would make it happier than to hitch itself onto that train.
Some more insight into the contamination?
Last week there was a photo shoot at its house in Mulholland Estates. Of course it has pictures and posters of itself everywhere. Every inch of every wall is plastered with its own face. Not family portraits but straight up head shots, vanity pics – Ebola Ebola Ebola wherever you turn.
The photo shoot was in support of its line of sunglasses. Who the f-ck is buying this sh-t???
Anyway, during the shoot, as you would expect, Ebola would not lower itself to speak to the crew. Treated them like “the help”. No hello, no thank you, no appreciation, nothing.
That sh-t is incapable of change.
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