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Jennifer Aniston’s nipples vs Chanel No5

October 16, 2012 14:41:48 Posted at October 16, 2012 14:41:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? They yelled at me last week, the Jennifer Aniston fans, for daring to suggest that she’d introduce her big ass ring to the world just as Brad Pitt was about to release his Chanel No5 ad. Have you seen it yet? I ...don’t want to see it ever again. I don’t want to see him so uncool -- the word works surprisingly well on several levels here -- ever again. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston’s hair investment and retrospective

October 11, 2012 15:58:29 Posted at October 11, 2012 15:58:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Oh... Well now it’s all coming together. Last Saturday in Sante Fe, New Mexico, Jennifer Aniston was photographed with Justin Theroux for the first time wearing her massive engagement ring. The shots were a set-up and they were released on Monday. Yesterday Aniston announced that she’s joined Living Proof, a hair-care company, as an investor and the company’s spokesperson. Full Story

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HOLY SH-T JEN’s RING IS SO BIG

October 8, 2012 19:48:43 Posted at October 8, 2012 19:48:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Thomas /FilmMagic

First shot of Jennifer Aniston’s engagement ring from Justin Theroux. It’s … Really big. Obscenely big. But it had to be, didn’t it? It had to be at least as big if not bigger than the Jolie’s. Click here Full Story

Justin Timberlake: new album, no charity

October 4, 2012 20:06:00 Posted at October 4, 2012 20:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Click here if you missed my post the other day about Shriners Hospitals for Children breaking up with Justin Timberlake ostensibly because he “disappeared”. Curiously, veteran entertainment reporter Roger Friedman used the same word - “disappeared” - today in an article about the Justin Timberlake Foundation. Full Story

No Mrs Reynolds in the front row

September 28, 2012 17:32:19 Posted at September 28, 2012 17:32:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Steffman/ Turgeon/ Splash

Blake Lively was too busy getting married to be at New York Fashion Week. And though she reps Gucci now she didn’t show up for the Gucci show in Milan either. She used to however be front row for a fee. The Hollywood Reporter published an article yesterday about celebrity presence at the runway presentations and how much they’re being paid. Full Story

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Mrs Reynolds is back at work

September 17, 2012 15:42:44 Posted at September 17, 2012 15:42:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

First pictures of Blake Lively since she scooped the whole world last week, marrying Ryan Reynolds in South Carolina last Sunday, surprising everyone including PEOPLE Magazine which found itself in an unfamiliar position: not only not having a celebrity wedding exclusive but not even being invited to the party in the first place. Full Story

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Porny’s “not about the numbers”

September 11, 2012 22:01:24 Posted at September 11, 2012 22:01:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fameflynet

$3-4 million is a pretty nice number. Are you sure it’s not about the numbers? It’s ONLY about the f-cking numbers. Let’s talk about some of the dumbness that has been coming out of Porny’s mouth this week as she promotes her try to be thinness all over New York. Full Story

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Blake’s Martha Stewart wedding

September 10, 2012 21:33:49 Posted at September 10, 2012 21:33:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

This girl... She can’t stop balling my ass off. Who are you Blake Lively? How the f-ck did you get so good at this game? As mentioned earlier, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were able to keep their wedding pretty locked down. PEOPLE broke the news as the reception was happening but not in a way to suggest that they had negotiated an exclusive for purchase. Full Story

The thin posing Travoltas

September 10, 2012 20:10:54 Posted at September 10, 2012 20:10:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer

They’re in Paris. That’s about all that’s making sense to me looking at these photos. John Travolta, as you know, even though there’s a Xenu issue happening here, isn’t a reality television show star. Why are they behaving like Heidi and Spencer? Is it because they went on a couple’s diet and lost some weight? He does seem rather proud of himself, doesn’t he? Like he really wants us to see how trim it is right now. Full Story

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Blake & Ryan: Baking & Babies

September 10, 2012 14:45:56 Posted at September 10, 2012 14:45:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

If you were asked a year ago about who played the best game in the business, would you ever have thought that your answer might be Katie Holmes and Blake Lively? Blake Lively has a lot more game than we ever gave her credit for. How did she DO that? Blake Lively didn’t just punk Leonardo DiCaprio and end up in a marriage; what she did, like a proper CEO, was set a long-range goal with a series of achievable short term targets along the way. Full Story

YES I CAN SEE YOUR RING

September 6, 2012 20:38:54 Posted at September 6, 2012 20:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PPNY / GSNY /Splash

Kate Bosworth is engaged to Michael Polish. She announced it on Twitter the other day, posting a black and white glamour shot of herself with her ring by her mouth. Not that many people cared. Oh look. Here’s Kate with Michael walking around in New York today. I CAN SEE THE DIAMOND CAN YOU SEE THE DIAMOND? No? How about like this? Or this? Can you see it like this? And like this? Is that better? It’s almost like a Harry Potter photo. Full Story

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Piggy Backing Famewhore

September 6, 2012 20:20:25 Posted at September 6, 2012 20:20:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. Full Story

The Great Porny Unveiling

September 6, 2012 14:49:21 Posted at September 6, 2012 14:49:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

We’re 4 days away from Jessica Simpson’s post-pregnancy body unveiling on Katie Couric’s new show on Monday. While she tries to sweat off as many pounds as possible until then, details about her weight loss progress, or lack of progress, have been released. All of it, of course, in service of Porny’s deal with Weight Watchers in her role as the company’s spokesperson. Full Story