Fergie Gossip

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But the Neck…

November 21, 2007 12:43:52 Posted at November 21, 2007 12:43:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At first glance, Fergie actually looks great. Somehow during the last year or so, Fergie has managed to distance herself just a little from Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling. Somehow the ugly went away. This is a good thing. But upon closer inspection… the neck. The face is smooth (and supposedly photoshoppe-free) but the neck belongs to Helen Gurley Brown. Full Story

The Thinnification of Fergie Ferg

September 6, 2007 05:13:21 Posted at September 6, 2007 05:13:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s up with that? Check out Fergie yesterday in NYC seemingly slimmer every time we see her. It’s not alarming...yet…and, unbelievably, she actually does look good. But still, Fergie has always been super fit. At least in the Pea era. Nice athletic body without popping veins, toned muscles, lean all over… I prefer then to now. Full Story

Front Row Mismatch

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t even mind the teeth anymore. Vanessa Paradis at the Chanel show in Paris today – Karl must have lost his sh-t as most of the marquee celebrities turned up at Dior but many opted to stay away from his. Some minion must have been on the receiving end of a vicious bitch beating fan today. Full Story

Monday, July 2, 2007
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Dear Gossips,

Long weekend in Canada which explains the late start.

July 1st – Canada Day and also Diana’s birthday so her boys threw her a huge bash…was better than you thought it’d be, non?

Why the HELL did I start crying at Back For Good? And how did Fergie suddenly get so much better looking?

Monday – blogging live. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Am now properly obsessed with Chelsy Davy…you?

Mavi MMVA Swag Bag Exclusive Giveaway!!!

June 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mavi Jeans had one of the most popular booths at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday. Fergie, Avril Lavigne, Sum41, Ginuwine, George, Hedley, Billy Talent, AlexisOnFire, and Joss Stone all stopped by for jeans and more. And now, one lucky LaineyGossip.com reader has the opportunity to win the Mavi MMVA Swag Bag – a photo of the contents is attached…which means YOU could win a pair of Mavi Jeans! If you are interested, send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. Full Story

The MuchMusic Video Awards

June 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A block party/awards show – the MMVAs in my hometown Toronto last night, a long standing summer staple and they never ever disappoint. Shocker of shockers, Avril was almost tolerable, making it through the event without putting up her middle finger or spitting – can you believe it? And then came the virtuoso acceptance speech for her People’s Choice Award. Full Story

Fergie Pollutes Polska

March 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I married a Polish dude, the token non-Pole in the family – yellow skin and black hair standing out among several sets of blue eyes WITH creases and more than seven lashes on the upper AND lower lids. So after 7 years of Polification, I feel well within my rights to mourn for the marital Motherland, to lament the fact that the low classy atrocity known as Fergie has arrived in Poland and is polluting the Poles with her low classy forever fashion, possibly leading them astray. Full Story

Fergie: spoke too soon

March 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week I actually complimented her ugly ass. This week, bitch is back to her degenerate ways. Subtle difference but shall we break it down? You’re young and stupid, you party, you’re rolling with your crew, you hit a few clubs, you throw back several drinks, and because you’re young and stupid, you don’t eat, which means you get blitzed pretty quickly but you don’t want the night to end, so you hurl, in public, wipe your mouth off, recharge, giv’er some more for the rest of the night. Full Story

Being Kind to Fergie

March 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sigh. A little piece of me has just died knowing that I’m about to write what I’m about to write. But … I think she looks good. Helps of course that the camera is so far away, far enough away so that the really frightening bits on her face aren’t magnified and still, in the spirit of objectivity, I gotta say the girl is fit. Full Story

Gwen & the King-hawk

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maddox Jolie"s follicle protégé - isn"t Kingston cute??? Have a look at Gwen and baby out on the weekend, every hair in place and, unlike other mums, very proud to be showing off her boy. As you can see, Gwen is back in fighting form - THANK GODDESS. After all, haven"t you had enough of her ghetto clone? The ubiquitous Fergie Ferg? Gwen is due to drop a new album before the new year titled The Sweet Escape and it is expected to be a dance follow up to L. Full Story

Wednesday, September 20, 2006
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Dear gossips, Don"t know why but it never fails to surprise me: the fervour of the fans, from the rabid lunacy of the Aniston and "Brangelina" supporters to the desperate panty angst of the McGoslings, perfectly illustrated today as message after message inundated my mailbox - alarmingly excessive hostility at my tease at the end of last column over a Ryan Gosling mention on eTalk when none was forthcoming. But such is the reality of television, especially on a daily news show. Things get cut, things get edited, things get delayed. And so at press time, while I am scheduled to report on Ryan"s titillating whereabouts Saturday night on eTalk Wednesday, there is a distinct possibility that La Firecrotch"s little Lilo could make yet another barelipped appearance, thereby derailing the story, and if that is the case, please know that I will come back to the site and update straight away - which means you really don"t have to wait too much longer. Think you can survive just a few more hours? In today"s issue: on Becks, on Posh, on Becks, Posh and Cruise, JT goes manly man, fence-sitting on Fergie, a lone voice for Madge, taking on the Claymates, Kate heralds another new trend, and one last clue for Grizzly, Grumpy, and High.

Fergie loves meth, kicks meth, hates you

September 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m loathe to bag on someone for coming clean about drug use, I"m especially loathe to bag on someone who is speaking out against the intoxicating appeal of crystal meth, quite possibly the most dangerous drug on the planet right now, both for its potency and its affordability, a drug that can cause irreparable brain damage and psychosis after just one hit, a drug that is being offered for FREE at high schools because of its highly addictive nature, guaranteed repeat customers, customers who end up on the streets, broken and alone, with lifelong mental health issues and perhaps one last ray of hope with us at Covenant House Vancouver. Full Story

About Josh & Fergie

September 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From a new source (thank you darling), I haven’t had the chance to confirm or cross reference with anyone else, but according to this exclusive tip, Josh and Fergie are still together, attended his sister’s wedding in Minot, North Dakota over the weekend. Josh was in the wedding party, Fergie wore a backless dress with jewel encrusted straps and high high heels (so high she tripped on the grass), she seemed very tight with his family, and the two were very openly affectionate, staying til the very end, kissing and cuddling, he even groped her ass at one point, and needless to say, she didn’t mind at all. Full Story

Most Surprising: Fergie

September 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Believe me…I’m so shocked I feel lightheaded. But good gossip is objective gossip and I have to tell you, Fergie f&ckin’ rocked tonight. Her body in those cute little shorts during pre-show? On. Fire. Have a look – fantastic for her performance and fantastic on the carpet with a casual knit and fit that opened up at the back and showed off her great legs. Full Story