What’s up with that? Check out Fergie yesterday in NYC seemingly slimmer every time we see her. It’s not alarming...yet…and, unbelievably, she actually does look good. But still, Fergie has always been super fit. At least in the Pea era. Nice athletic body without popping veins, toned muscles, lean all over… I prefer then to now. Full Story

Don’t even mind the teeth anymore. Vanessa Paradis at the Chanel show in Paris today – Karl must have lost his sh-t as most of the marquee celebrities turned up at Dior but many opted to stay away from his. Some minion must have been on the receiving end of a vicious bitch beating fan today. Full Story

Mavi Jeans had one of the most popular booths at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday. Fergie, Avril Lavigne, Sum41, Ginuwine, George, Hedley, Billy Talent, AlexisOnFire, and Joss Stone all stopped by for jeans and more. And now, one lucky LaineyGossip.com reader has the opportunity to win the Mavi MMVA Swag Bag – a photo of the contents is attached…which means YOU could win a pair of Mavi Jeans! If you are interested, send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. Full Story

A block party/awards show – the MMVAs in my hometown Toronto last night, a long standing summer staple and they never ever disappoint. Shocker of shockers, Avril was almost tolerable, making it through the event without putting up her middle finger or spitting – can you believe it? And then came the virtuoso acceptance speech for her People’s Choice Award. Full Story

I married a Polish dude, the token non-Pole in the family – yellow skin and black hair standing out among several sets of blue eyes WITH creases and more than seven lashes on the upper AND lower lids. So after 7 years of Polification, I feel well within my rights to mourn for the marital Motherland, to lament the fact that the low classy atrocity known as Fergie has arrived in Poland and is polluting the Poles with her low classy forever fashion, possibly leading them astray. Full Story

Last week I actually complimented her ugly ass. This week, bitch is back to her degenerate ways. Subtle difference but shall we break it down? You’re young and stupid, you party, you’re rolling with your crew, you hit a few clubs, you throw back several drinks, and because you’re young and stupid, you don’t eat, which means you get blitzed pretty quickly but you don’t want the night to end, so you hurl, in public, wipe your mouth off, recharge, giv’er some more for the rest of the night. Full Story

Sigh. A little piece of me has just died knowing that I’m about to write what I’m about to write. But … I think she looks good. Helps of course that the camera is so far away, far enough away so that the really frightening bits on her face aren’t magnified and still, in the spirit of objectivity, I gotta say the girl is fit. Full Story

Maddox Jolie"s follicle protégé - isn"t Kingston cute??? Have a look at Gwen and baby out on the weekend, every hair in place and, unlike other mums, very proud to be showing off her boy. As you can see, Gwen is back in fighting form - THANK GODDESS. After all, haven"t you had enough of her ghetto clone? The ubiquitous Fergie Ferg? Gwen is due to drop a new album before the new year titled The Sweet Escape and it is expected to be a dance follow up to L. Full Story

I"m loathe to bag on someone for coming clean about drug use, I"m especially loathe to bag on someone who is speaking out against the intoxicating appeal of crystal meth, quite possibly the most dangerous drug on the planet right now, both for its potency and its affordability, a drug that can cause irreparable brain damage and psychosis after just one hit, a drug that is being offered for FREE at high schools because of its highly addictive nature, guaranteed repeat customers, customers who end up on the streets, broken and alone, with lifelong mental health issues and perhaps one last ray of hope with us at Covenant House Vancouver. Full Story

From a new source (thank you darling), I haven’t had the chance to confirm or cross reference with anyone else, but according to this exclusive tip, Josh and Fergie are still together, attended his sister’s wedding in Minot, North Dakota over the weekend. Josh was in the wedding party, Fergie wore a backless dress with jewel encrusted straps and high high heels (so high she tripped on the grass), she seemed very tight with his family, and the two were very openly affectionate, staying til the very end, kissing and cuddling, he even groped her ass at one point, and needless to say, she didn’t mind at all. Full Story

Believe me…I’m so shocked I feel lightheaded. But good gossip is objective gossip and I have to tell you, Fergie f&ckin’ rocked tonight. Her body in those cute little shorts during pre-show? On. Fire. Have a look – fantastic for her performance and fantastic on the carpet with a casual knit and fit that opened up at the back and showed off her great legs. Full Story