Oksana is pregnant. The National Enquirer broke the story first, now TMZ is confirming it. Who? Oksana. That cheesy looking piece Mel Gibson dragged out to Wolverine a few weeks ago. Remember how smug they looked? For her it’s because she’s secured herself a crazy bank account. Full Story

Oh, so many things. Breasts, for starters. Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’re genetic, right? Discuss. Full Story

Dear Calgary, I love you. I love the people. I love the spirit. I bleed Maple Leaf blue & white but I ADORE your Jarome Iginla. So this message then is out of love. Calgary – are you so hard up for celebrities, even the pseudo ones, that you’d lower yourselves to broadcasting a golddigger and the mutt he married for the sake of saying there was a star in your building? Come on Calgary… you are better than that. Full Story

It not being about the money? Please. What happened is the British press firmly planted on the side of their homeboy against the aging American superstar who happens to be a tough ass bitch. Which is why, now that the financial – or as John Mayer would say the “pecuniary” – details of their divorce have been settled, Madonna has instructed her mouthpiece Liz Rosenberg to release the figures. Full Story

She’s been named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Word. Not even the Jolie could argue with that. With the help of writer Tom Chiarella, Halle Berry wrote her own article of acceptance for the honour – a candid and entertaining and a tad too “Oprah-y” piece about what turns her on and how she defines sexy. Full Story

The bottom of the barrel. Imagine you’re Kevin Federline Junior. You walk out on your wife and kids, including a newly adopted daughter, for a road you thought would be paved with Dynasty and 90210 gold. Full Story

Kevin Federline Junior added to his net worth yesterday as wife Tori Spelling delivered their second child – a girl they called Stella Doreen. Tori went in yesterday for a scheduled c-section as confirmed by her publicist. Stella’s arrival sets up Junior for life and it is a testament to his masterful golddiggery that he is acknowledging this daughter as his only daughter when in fact, he and Mary Jo Eustace had just adopted a baby girl when he walked out on them for Tori three years ago. Full Story

This made my life. Thanks to Catherine for sending. Tori Spelling and that golddigging piece of sh*t she married are promoting a new season of their dumbass reality show. Apparently neither can get booked on the regular publicity circuit. As such, they’ve had to resort to this: hiring a planeto do that sky-writing business … see attached. Full Story

Kevin Federline Jr has much to celebrate today. It has been confirmed that his wife Tori Spelling will reprise her role as Donna Martin in the new 90210 debuting this fall. Donna owns a swanky boutique in Beverly Hills. Full Story