????????? As I mentioned yesterday, they sent out a press release in advance announcing that Gwen Stefani would be in Maison Martin Margiela and I was excited. Look at their Haute Couture SS2013 collection Full Story

There will be a lot of safe tonight at the MET Gala, despite the Punk theme of the event this year. Most actresses in particular just don’t have the imagination or the balls. The punk pressure then may be on the musicians. A press release was just sent out -- Gwen Stefani will be wearing a custom designed Maison Martin Margiela. Full Story

Gavin Rossdale took his boys on a hike with the nanny the other day. The nanny is very attractive. And has bleach blonde hair like Gwen Stefani. Which...not a problem on its own. But look at Gavin’s hand from behind as they’re going up the hill. That’s not a “friend zone” part of the body, is it? Top of the ass, small of the back. Full Story

Do you let your kid play with your phone? I do, and it’s become so bad that last night he hid my iPhone in his toy box. He’s sent texts, has called people and erased apps, and gotten it so wet it had to be replaced. All my fault, I know.  We are starting to institute a no electronics rule in the house after dinner, but seeing as we both, like, work in the real world, it’s a little difficult. Full Story

Last Friday No Doubt posted the music video for their new single, “Looking Hot”. In the video Gwen Stefani and the other members of the band dress up like cowboys and Indians and frolic amidst teepees and an Old West jail. Stefani hangs out with a wolf, makes smoke signals, and dresses in a variety of native-stripper themed outfits. Full Story

Sarah Michelle Gellar at her daughter Charlotte’s school today with ears and a skull shirt. Christina Aguilera took her son Max trick-or-treating. Is that how big he is now? Gwen Stefani and Zuma were out for Halloween in London having just arrived from Los Angeles. I love this kid. Full Story

Gwen Stefani married Gavin Rossdale 10 years ago on September 14th. You remember her dress, right? Galliano. And pink. 10 years later, Anne Hathaway married Adam Shulman in a lightly pinked dress by Valentino. And now word is Justin Timberlake’s wife did the same in a pink and white gown by Giambattista Valli with a “princess-like silhouette”. Full Story

Here’s Blake Lively in New York today walking to her trailer on the set of Gossip Girl with her dog Penny and Ryan Reynolds’s dog Baxter. No, that’s not fair. It’s their dogs, Penny and Baxter. And her engagement ring. So she’s not being super precious about showing it and not showing it anymore. Full Story

In the consuming Twilight drama (we’ve all been refreshing our browsers every 30 seconds for updates, right?) I almost missed this story on Kingston’s blue hair. Mommy commenter people are not happy with Kingston’s blue hair. From one mother to another, let me say to those people: shut up. Full Story

There were a few of you who emailed me earlier this year after I posted these photos of Gwen Stefani predicting that she was pregnant. I wanted to kill myself. Because if that looks pregnant, I’ve basically been double pregnant my entire life. Full Story

Bratty children are my favourite. Obviously because I don’t have to raise them. My friend Lo has two boys and the younger one is the trouble. Very cute trouble. Likes to sleep on his back with both hands behind his head and one leg propped up, the other crossed over his knee. It’s hilarious. Anyway, one day, for no reason while we were sitting on the front step, he threw a beach ball at my head. Full Story

A lot of celebrities showed up at Joel Silver’s Memorial Day party yesterday in Malibu. Among them Tom Cruise, his son Connor, Katie Holmes, and Little Sci. As you can see, the GMD is super fond of his funky fedora these days. Doesn’t go out without it. Last week I saw pictures of him leaving a Rock of Ages rehearsal, he was wearing it. Full Story

The AMFAR gala is happening tonight in Cannes. We usually always cover this event but this year, we were only staying a week at the festival and, fortunately – or unfortunately if my etalk boss is reading, ha! – this time our trip didn’t include this party. I say that selfishly because the guest list for AMFAR is usually really prime and even if the celebrities don’t stop for interviews – most of the good ones don’t – the gala is good for some great b-roll that we can use throughout the year. Full Story

Weren't we just talking about this last week? In this article? Gwen Stefani and Gwyneth Paltrow were out for dinner in London the other day. Gwen has spent the last few days in Cannes, deluxing on private yachts, hanging out at the du Cap, and last night, making an appearance at the Tree of Life red carpet, no doubt supporting the Brange. Full Story