GOOPy’s greasy legs
Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, last night she looked amazing. Utterly charming.
And… um…. Uncle Jay hangs out at her place.
Oh I know. It’s a better life than you imagined. Definitely, you should definitely hold it against her.
But you were preoccupied with something else, weren’t you?
Have already received your emails. Your obsessive BumpWatch emails.
Ugh. F-cking BumpWatch.
Apparently, since her stomach isn’t concave, she now must be pregnant. What if she actually ate something?
Never mind. The video is below – two parts. The section in particular that has the bumpwatchers buzzing is during the 2nd, when G stands up to help Conan work out his glutes.
All her anecdotes are reruns. Like, come up with some new material, you know?
Photos from Wenn.com