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Flying with The Rossum

March 24, 2008 11:28:00 Posted at March 24, 2008 11:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously…how many sick bags would you need if you found yourself on an airplane flying next to Emmy Rossum? Fortunately for Angela H, she was able to hold back her nausea. Unfortunately for Angela H, The Rossum ended up destroying her magazine. Here’s how it went it down: Angela was a on a flight last week from Houston to Orange County browsing through the latest issue of Elle. Full Story

More Golddigger Bitch Slaps

March 18, 2008 10:33:00 Posted at March 18, 2008 10:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For those of you too busy or lazy to read through the entire judgment… more gems from the judge’s written decision on the McCartney Mills divorce. More incriminating details about Heather’s character, or lack thereof. Greedy, lying, conniving c-bomb. Thanks again C! You will note – for all her pontificating about her charity work… turns out she can’t produce any receipts. Full Story

Golddigger Slap in the Face

March 18, 2008 08:37:00 Posted at March 18, 2008 08:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is there any wonder why Heather Mills is universally despised? Heather Mills threw water on Fiona Shackleton in court yesterday. Shackleton is Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney. WATER. She threw water. In court. And she finds it hard to believe she’s hard to believe??? Still…it was Shackleton and of course Sir Paul who had the last laugh. Full Story

Golddigger Pay Day

March 17, 2008 09:35:00 Posted at March 17, 2008 09:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well…she got paid, Heather Mills did. But significantly less than what she’s been angling for. “Only” £25 million, roughly US$50 million which is major cash for people like us… but really not so much for people who live the luxe life. And for someone who was originally asking for over £100, it’s obviously not exactly an ideal settlement – on her terms. Full Story

One-Legged When Convenient: Worst of 2007

December 20, 2007 16:29:29 Posted at December 20, 2007 16:29:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When she’s accusing Paul McCartney of beating and abusing her, Heather Mills never hesitates to remind us that she’s only got one leg and is the most tragic victim ever. Remember…in her divorce filings she alleges that Sir Paul made her crawl up the stairs and refused to let her use a bed pan, obliging her instead to walk her ass by herself to the loo. Full Story

One Legged When Convenient

November 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When she’s playing the victim, Golddigger Heather Mills always pulls out her one leg and starts crying. Last week she accused Sir Paul and Stella of calling her a one legged bitch during secret taped phone conversations. But here’s the question – and stop reading now if you huff and puff easily as I’m about to offend you: In this case, in the case of Heather Mills, is the term “one legged” really an insult…or is simply an attribute? Example – Paris Hilton is a blonde twat. Full Story

Heather Fired!

November 9, 2007 07:39:58 Posted at November 9, 2007 07:39:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love it. Heather Mills’s legal team has fired the golddigging slag because they can no longer keep up with her unpredictable mood swings and her refusal to heed their counsel. Word is, her attorneys had pleaded with her NOT to go on television spewing lies about Paul McCartney, warning that the effort would not only backfire but that it would be detrimental to her side of the divorce proceedings. Full Story

Hello Fromage!

November 7, 2007 16:32:15 Posted at November 7, 2007 16:32:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New issue of Hello Canada on newsstands tomorrow with an exclusive interview with French Canadian Cheese Celine Dion on leaving Vegas behind and going on the road with her beloved Rene and her precious Rene Charles. Every other word is “beautiful” and “happiness” and “singing” and “hearts”. Full Story

Thursday, November 1, 2007
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Dear Gossips,

When did it become OK to go “ho” for Halloween? What once was “scary” has now become “skanky” with Ebola and Chicken Fried leading the way. All class.

And then there’s Heather Mills. Just a day after her media blitz, during which she again proclaimed victim status and likened herself to Princess Diana, comes word that she’s in possession of an audio tape that proves Sir Paul abused his first wife Linda.

Stella McCartney is going to lose her sh-t.

The existence of the alleged tape was leaked several months ago – just one in a series of leaks coming out of Heather’s court filings, miraculously landing in the hands of the British press. Conveniently enough, “unnamed witnesses” claim that Heather played the tape (recorded secretly mid-argument with her ex husband) yesterday when the cameras weren’t rolling during one of her interviews…

In other words, she was at a tv or radio station, with dozens of journalists present, and she played a tape incriminating Paul as a wife beater, and somehow only “unnamed witnesses” were present for the hearing?

Every reporter lives for the big get, the big story, the big kill. And yet none of them seized the chance to break this sh-t open? Because British journalists don’t love scandal?

And how about the hypocrisy? Phil Hall was former editor of a tabloid called News of the World – you may have heard of it? One of the tabloids at which she raged yesterday for slandering her name? How conveniently hypocritical.

The thing is, that slag is so crazy not even a former tabloid editor will work with her now. Mr Hall resigned from her team over Heather’s decision to go postal on television explaining “We are still mates but I am not working with her any more. Yesterday she said she wanted to do this TV campaign attacking newspapers, but I have a good relationship with newspapers and my business depends on feeding that good relationship. She wanted me to orchestrate this campaign and make calls to newspapers but I have got friends and mates in national newspapers and it didn"t seem right to make those calls and attack them”.

So Heather Mills was repped by a dude whose job it was to “feed good relationships” to the papers…coincidence or conspiracy?

Bitch… please!

Thursday, blogging all day, check back often for fresh smut…and a cute couple goes trick or treating. Details coming up.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. To Kim – 40 is the new 30. Happy Birthday and let’er rip in Miami!

PPS. Quick programming note: there will be no column tomorrow (Friday November 2nd). As a reporter for eTalk, I have only once begged for an assignment – to cover the Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix junket in June. I begged again and again it was for Harry – am off to London for the Harry Potter 5 DVD junket (it comes out in December) and will be interviewing the kids ON THE SET of the sixth movie! Flying out late tonight Vancouver time, will not arrive til afternoon Friday in London. As such, won’t have a chance to post. However, a full report is coming Monday. Sorry for the inconvenience… Only Harry Potter could take me away from gossip. Please forgive? Thank you, love you, owe you…

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Golddigger TV

October 31, 2007 07:39:12 Posted at October 31, 2007 07:39:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

"They"ve called me a whore, a gold digger, a fantasist, a liar, the most unbelievably hurtful things, and I"ve stayed quiet for my daughter." Ummmm…really? Does a tearful appearance on GMTV constitute as quiet? And how about the legal leaks? How did details of her baseless allegations against Paul McCartney manage to make their way into the papers? And still Heather Mills is complaining that she’s been vilified and nearly destroyed by the press, even while she uses the press to achieve her objective. Full Story

In Your Dreams, Bitch

October 23, 2007 08:38:05 Posted at October 23, 2007 08:38:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Golddigging makes you delusional – see Kevin Federline’s recording career. This time, the Golddigging Delusions have hit the Master. And hard. Still at an impasse with Sir Paul on their divorce settlement, Heather Mills is now in America apparently negotiating a Hollywood film about her life. Full Story

Thursday, October 18, 2007
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Dear Gossips,

Word is Heather Mills has given Paul McCartney a £50 million ultimatum: pay me a £50 lump sum upfront with instalments of £3 million per year and I’ll shut up. Otherwise, I will unleash my Golddigging Mastery all over your ass in court and continue to the spread the lies.

See? It was never about telling the “truth” and talking about her “remarkable life”. It was about extorting him for as much as possible and using the child in between them to force him to concede. The child and her bum leg.

Of course this is a woman who is insisting on showing up for their settlement meetings with a crutch in plain view…even though a few short months ago she was gamely twirling around on a dance floor on American television.

Heather Mills is a treacherous, manipulative genius. For that she should be recognised.

Thursday – am posting all day… check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Ken Paves is not leaking secrets.

The Grand Dame of Golddiggery

October 12, 2007 09:19:10 Posted at October 12, 2007 09:19:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time and again, she pushes the limits of her craft, redefining and perfecting Golddiggery at every turn. KFed and his Junior (the one who married Tori Spelling) should be watching and learning. Heather Mills is a genius. So she and Paul were expected to nail down their divorce agreement yesterday with an offer from him for a reported 60 million pounds – over $120 million – and a commitment from both sides not to publicly discuss their private affairs. Full Story

KFed’s Inspiration

October 10, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has taken golddigging to a whole new level. Because while KFed may have married a Britney, Heather Mills went and scored herself a Beatle. Not only that but she also totally screwed him over and will also get paid in the process. This is why the woman is an inspiration to greedy f&ckers just like her. Full Story