Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy Weatherby George Dupree Took Great Care Of His Mother Though He Was Only Three This was the first thing I thought of when I heard the Danes-Dancy baby name.  Do you remember that poem from “When We Were Very Young”?  It’s always entertained me; the idea of a tiny boy bossing his mummy is amusing for some reason, immediately before it becomes pathological and strange. Full Story

There’s nothing objectionable here, no. And I might have liked where J Mendel was going with a white tuxedo dress because I do love the lapels. But maybe on someone else, someone less...shruggy. Maybe Christina Ricci who could have worn it with more theatricality and more interesting footwear. Claire Danes however just . Full Story

I feel like whenever I see Claire Danes smile, she doesn’t really mean it. Duana asked the question during the liveblog last night - when was the last time Claire Danes threw her head back and laughed, heartily? If you watched MSCL, you’ll understand the attachment we feel to her. And therefore the disappointment about what happened with Billy Crudup. Full Story

Claire Danes and husband Hugh Dancy went out last night in New York to the Miscast 2011 MCC Theatre Annual Musical Spectacular Gala. I love the dress. Looks great. Not sure if I’m feeling how the black tights bleed right into the shoes though. And her hair. Too… brassy? Something. It makes her look older than she is. Full Story

And a monumental bitchface too when she got out of her car. I attributed it to hunger. Angela just looks so hungry all the time, so bulimic in the jaw, gossip would be a lot less interesting if these people decided to eat like normal. Boys too, not just girls. For starters they’d all be nicer to each other. Full Story

Written by Sarah Did you notice it at the Emmy’s? That faintly weird accent she’s sporting that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna have also adopted. It’s the accent of the Newly British. Claire Danes thinks she’s British now. Full Story

Shopaholic opened in 4th place this weekend. Not a good result by any stretch. And while this is good news for those who hate chick flicks – yes! – it’s terrible news for those who love Isla Fisher. I love Isla Fisher. So I feel badly for her. This must have been why she looked so … uncomfortable and embarrassed Full Story

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy just arrived in Toronto. She looks fresh - great highlights, non? - and he looks sooooo... Pretty! It's been 2 yrs right? Am in rehearsal right now, can't google, but it seems about right. A much better match than Billy Crudup although am still not convinced Hugh isn't a 'mo -my amazing producer Dean really wants him to be. Full Story

New York last night – Chace Crawford and his always coiffed head apparently having dinner with maybe gaybe Hugh Dancy who is himself rocking some curious looking pupils. Hm. Hugh has been shooting Shopaholic with Isla Fisher… perhaps he’s totally bagged. Must be. Stranger still – Hugh’s possible gay has been remarkably dimmer due in small part to his relationship with Claire Danes and also to his career. Full Story