Jackson Rathbone & the Twilight makeup artist
Even Twi-Hards will agree: the wig and makeup situation in the Twilight movies is f-cking busted. This is supposed to be the most ridiculously beautiful family maybe ever, and instead when Jasper comes on the screen looking like a crazed clown, the laughs far outnumber the moists. Which is almost criminal. Because non-Twilight Jackson Rathbone is normally SO hot.
But for some reason he allowed Twilight’s makeup artist to do his face for the Kids’ Choice Awards. And the result is this.
I get it that he doesn’t want to style it like Zac Efron, too bronzed and glossy, but Jackson Rathbone is supposed to be the one among them who doesn’t give a sh-t. Unlike that beefcheese Kellan Lutz and his tree posing, or Taylor Lautner and his side leans, or contrived Pattinson and his open mouth, Jackson kinda lets it fly. Fine. Great. So wear nothing. Why wear white powder and a red mouth? If it’s a statement I’d rather he not make one at all.
Jackson was at the event on double duty. He of course is one of the stars of the Twilight Saga and Eclipse opens at the end of June, but he will also be featured in M Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender dropping pretty much at the same time at the beginning of July. I’ll bitch about that movie later. There is a LOT to bitch about.
For now, this is Jackson with Twilight castmate Nikki Reed who has been largely undercover for the better part of 6 months, still reeling no doubt from the hate she received at the hands of vitriolic “Robsten” people who railed on her for her short affair with Robert Pattinson while he was waiting for Kristen Stewart. Nikki of course then took up with an old Ebola Paris Hilton victim for some rich refuge from the belligerating fans. Unfortunate decision. Because Ebola’s infection runs deep and sadly Nikki doesn’t seem to have much going on professionally either. See? Ebola’s evil is never merciful.
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