JLO’s been all over New York promoting Parker this week, in varying outfits, clearly loving the attention. That’s who she is, right? Even when she’s selling sh-t she doesn’t mind. Because she’s out there, and people want to talk to her, and she gets to talk about herself, and in this case in particular, Parker really is a Jason Statham vehicle anyway. Full Story

Let’s talk about Parker first. Parker is the movie Jennifer Lopez did with Jason Statham. A trailer has just been released and there’s a lot to laugh at, none of it intended that way. And immediately too, starting with Statham’s introduction. HE IS NOT PLAYING A CHARACTER. That’s. Full Story

All I really want to say here, again, after yesterday’s post, is that I still can’t believe Winona Ryder is in a movie with Jason Statham that was written by Sylvester Stallone. Full Story

I worked 3 junkets for etalk this weekend in LA - Paranorman, Sparkle, and The Odd Life Of Timothy Green.  It was supposed to be 4 but I couldn’t get to LA in time for The Expendables 2 screening. To tell you the truth, I was a little disappointed about that. I mean, if you have to interview celebrities, you may as well interview the ones that really, really, REALLY want you to love them. Full Story

Mexico and St Barts seem to be the popular warm holiday season destinations for celebrities this year and Salma Hayek is there now with daughter Valentina and husband Francois Henri Pinault. Here she is yesterday on the beach showing off some tight curves. You know, I thought her tits would be crazier when they’re let loose in a bikini. Full Story

You wish Ashley Greene. Michael Bay was rather swift about finding a replacement for Megan Fox. Just Jared is reporting that taking over for her in Transformers 3 will be British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 23 years old, known for her Victoria’s Secret body, and was all over Jason Statham last month at Coachella. Full Story

Was just doing my daily cruise of the gossip sites, and JJ has a little feature on Jason Statham. I had forgotten how frickin’ sexy this guy is!! I’m totally a sucker for the brits, and this guy has it going on.... I can totally overlook the hair-loss situation problem, cuz his body is fully rockin’ and he’s just got that “I will put holes in your wall with your headboard” look to him. Full Story

Gotta be George Clooney as the a lister and Jason Statham for the other. Dear David: WAY off. Younger, less grey, and less tv on the first. Much less cool, less British, and less current on the second. Full Story