As you know, I’ve been obsessed this week with Jean Claude Van Damme on press tour for The Expendables 2. He’s been bringing it on every carpet. Here’s JCVD being JCVD in Paris. I wonder what his wife is really thinking. I also wonder if he split tests his pants before buying just to make sure they can accommodate his random kung fu kicks. Full Story

Look at me, I’m JCVD. That’s why he keeps kung fu-ing on the red carpet. And presumably why he’s doing the slap-the-ass dance with a metal sidewalk stanchion in Madrid...? I don’t know. I can’t explain. But I enjoy. In a can’t look away way, I really enjoy a man in all white spraying his legs all over a movie premiere, so grateful and appreciative that he gets to make the occasional movie now and again. Full Story

I worked 3 junkets for etalk this weekend in LA - Paranorman, Sparkle, and The Odd Life Of Timothy Green.  It was supposed to be 4 but I couldn’t get to LA in time for The Expendables 2 screening. To tell you the truth, I was a little disappointed about that. I mean, if you have to interview celebrities, you may as well interview the ones that really, really, REALLY want you to love them. Full Story