My reactions, in order, were as follows: I got excited, then rolled my eyes, then got really warm and happy in my stomach, and then went to price out a pair of 3-hole docs that the kids are apparently wearing again. Luke Perry and Jennie Garth together? (Lainey: this according to the National Enquirer which everyone has already denied up and down but still…a LOT of you emailed. Full Story

Click here if you missed last week’s post, with photos, on Jennie Garth’s divorce thinnification. Along with her new dress size, it appears that Jennie also has a new man - Noah Abrams, a photographer. According to PEOPLE Full Story

This is Jennie Garth arriving at Fox & Friends this morning in New York. Garth and Peter Facinelli announced their divorce 5 months ago just weeks before her 40th birthday. Well that must have been fun - a new decade and suddenly single and, well, of course, it’s what happens because it has to happen . Full Story

Jennie Garth celebrated her 40th birthday yesterday and the launch of her new reality show A Little Bit Country. Shannen Doherty came to support her, as did Ian Ziering who will look like Steve Sanders forever. Shannen now has her own reality show too. I’ve not watched Shannen Says but I did see a clip of her giving the gears to her fiancé about wanting to play football on Sunday when they could be wedding planning. Full Story

Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli broke up. She’s now doing promotion for her new reality show A Little Bit Country. So, you know, the subject of divorce is coming up a lot. Here’s Jennie at The Today Show this morning. Us Weekly reports that Jennie is “resentful” of Peter’s success with Twilight and, to a lesser degree, Nurse Jackie. Full Story

Forget first, I am not even the ten-thousanth person to say online that I loved Sassy, that it formed me and my views; one of the first ways it did was when I read the article about Jennie Garth and her then-husband, Daniel Clark, giggling over the “I hate Brenda”- zine. *It blew my teenage mind. She was a teenager – a TV teenager, anyway – and she was MARRIED. Full Story

There’s a lot of television promotion happening right now around the TCA press tour. The Hallmark Channel hosted an event the other night. Jason Priestley directed an upcoming Hallmark MOV called Goodnight for Justice starring Luke Perry. Then Jennie Garth showed up. Please. Brandon, Dylan, and Kelly in a room? You cannot expect that I wouldn’t write about this. Full Story

This hag has come out with her second book. Someone must be buying them. But WHO? Are you reading Tori f-cking Spelling? If you’re reading Tori Spelling, KFed Jr wants to thank you. Because he is living off the profits. After all, landing a bit part in a tv movie once every 2 years doesn’t pay all that much. Full Story

O.M.G. They look amazing! And they made it through an interview and photo shoot without killing each other. Can you stand it? The new cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh willing to answer the tough questions – like their past, like the fights, like how they feel about Tori Spelling. Full Story

Jennie Garth has officially signed on to join the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off reprising her role as Kelly Taylor, the part she can never shake. Unlike Jessica Biel, the Alba Bitch, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Aniston, and all those other tv girls however, Jennie has never fought her fate. Full Story

Jennie Garth: why bust your ass on Dancing with the Stars, drop 2 dress sizes, and show up in a cheap ass polyester garbage bag with gold tap shoes and cover up the body? Why??? And why does the wedding hair persist? Why can’t the wedding hair die a quick death? You know the Wedding Hair. I know you know the Wedding Hair. Full Story