Stop The Cheese
Please. Please stop him. Please grab this Cheese by his long ass compensation hair and grow that bitch some shame. Because Matthew McConaughey, even on the rare occasion when he has a shirt on, is killing me.
Here he is, meditating in the water on some kind of surfboard asking the heavens for some tranquility.
Is this sh-t for real?
So yoga lotus I can’t believe he hasn’t hooked up with Jennifer Aniston yet. Between her ocean shouting and his ocean praying, her undercover ploys for attention and his overt plays for photos, it would be the perfect pairing, non?