Shelf Ass Needs a Stylist

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or a new one.

Or maybe it’s just her. It’s the curse of the B List, you know? No matter how clever the publicist and how famous the Pipsqueak boyfriend, Jessica Biel is simply a Shelf Ass and a tv girl. And tv girls can’t own the carpet.

Last night at the premiere of Chuck & Larry… Jessica wearing something Jennifer Love Hewitt would wear and trying to suppress her ManTran.

All the straight boys say she’s hot…call me Cruise but I see a borderline Herm. You?

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