She has called People Magazine a tabloid before, she has said repeatedly she doesn’t care for the trash perpetuated in gossip rags. And yet…when Jennifer Aniston wants to fellate the MiniVan Majority, when she wants to make sure her status as America’s Sweetheart remains unblemished, she goes running back to People for an “exclusive” interview for no other reason than to talk about appearing in her best friend’s new tv show Dirt, Courteney Cox’s collaborative effort with husband David Arquette. Full Story

Such a letdown…perhaps the worst of the evening, like Scarlett O’Hara at a funeral, and I still don’t understand why she keeps going back to the pouf. The first time it was alright. The second less so. The third was just insulting and now it’s just plain lazy. This is hair for Jennifer Love Hewitt. Full Story

There is the Nicole you know from the red carpet. I love the red carpet Nicole. Always poised, always willing to take a risk, hardly ever boring and black…it’s why she’s on the Love List, it’s why she remains there in spite of the fact that she paid for love to promote an image. And then there’s the “other” Nicole. Full Story

As mentioned earlier, email is wonky – some subscribers received the message with riddle clues, some haven’t. Will attempt to resend but in the meantime, here are the list of winners from last week’s Devil Wears Prada DVD and bag giveaway. Prizes will be mailed out on Wednesday. And remember – the DVD comes out tomorrow! DVD winner: Holly R from Tweed, ON for actually comparing Victoria Beckham’s concrete tits to McDonald’s hamburgers…hee: “I love that she actually expects people to believe that she is 100% natural. Full Story

Even by her standards, this is orange, non? Does she ever NOT tan? Check out Jen supporting Courteney at the premiere of Dirt on Saturday wearing…wait for it, wait for it… yes of course, a little black dress – totally appropriate on this night. Courteney, after all, is her fiercest ally, her shoulder to cry on, again and again and again and again. Full Story

As you know, they only roll with a certain crowd these days. As you know that crowd traveled all the way to Italy to fete their union, and they continue to do so back in LA, as evidenced last night, everyone reunited and out for dinner: Tom and Katie and Victoria and Jennifer and Marc. Can’t believe it – Posh and JLo can actually stand each other? Love, love, love. Full Story

Source At the Family Television Awards last night. Look - I admire that Love hasn’t given in to starving for fame. I admire that she has a real body, that she has lovely curves, in person, that body and those curves are even lovelier. But seriously…the clothes. Full Story

Among the many reasons why I adore Kate Winslet - she never tries too hard, you know what I mean? Like Kate Beckinsale or Jennifer Love Hewitt, ball gowns at the drop of a hat – it’s too desperate, it’s so…extra. And unnecessary. And, thank Goddess, totally beneath Kate Winslet. So she shows up, she looks nice, well put together, in a fabulous suit, with even more fabulous shoes, toes painted a naughty purple/plum, she does her thing, and then she goes away and makes great movies. Full Story

An uppercrust evening of philanthropy and doesn’t my snotty favourite fit right in? Kind of reminds me – those rumours a few years ago, just before Chris, that she was dating Spanish Crown Prince Felipe…I was never able to get anything confirmed or otherwise on that situation, although she denied it but come on…how much is a denial really worth these days? Sorry, I digress. Full Story

I never watch Oprah. Mostly because I can’t cry on cue and partly because I don’t enjoy being told when to cry, and when to clap, and when to believe in dreams, and when to rip off my bra and say “you go girl!” However, I will tune in to Oprah for hate (Jennifer Aniston) and I most definitely will tune in to Oprah for love. Full Story

Do you like this dress she wore the other day to the Lanvin show in Paris? "Cause, um…I think it"s assy. Especially the droopy chest. And the old lady shoes and the old lady hair and the overall effect of looking like a 12 year old playing dress up. But that"s the thing about Natalie Portman, non? That she can look awful and still be gorgessity and I do worship her, I really, really do…and if anyone could wear Audrey Hepburn"s dress, it had to be her and while we"re at it - Jennifer Love Hewitt??? Do you remember that abomination? Do you remember how they shat on Audrey"s legend? What. Full Story

Barely a trace of makeup...well... maybe some tinted moisturiser and a little blush, but still. How can you deny that this woman is a world class beauty? I"m telling you - I saw her up close and personal at TIFF, my knees almost gave out, I would have been her surrogate if she had asked. Full Story