Shelfy Hates Fried Chicken

July 24, 2008 06:38:00 Posted at July 24, 2008 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Shelfy. So predictable.

It was widely reported yesterday that Britney and Justin will be reuniting professionally for a duet, according to OK! Magazine. Here’s what I wrote at the end of the article:

Besides, adding Chicken Fried back in (Pip’s) diet would most certainly push Shelf Ass off the map. A benefit for us...but never something Shelfy would take lying down.

Of course not.

Last night, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel showed up for dinner at Eva Longoria’s restaurant Beso, where paps are regularly camped out for celebrity photos.

Coincidence…or conspiracy?

Please.

Look at her trying not to smile as he’s holding her hand towards the car. Why is she getting hermier and hermier?

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and Flynetonline.com

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