Tranny & the Pussycats

May 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson in Vegas for the 2nd anniversary of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge. As you can see, Tranny factor is in full effect as is her full blown skank. How else can you describe the expression on her face while seated next to Mario Lopez? Some of you say I’m too harsh on her, that just because she has big tits and shows them off doesn’t mean that she’s asking to spend most of her life with it shoved in her mouth, workin’ on her knees.

Oh really?

Look at her resumé and her track record and every appearance, look no further than her music video for A Public Affair – rolling skating in short short shorts, at one point gratuitously fellating an ice cream cone…

So if she’s sellin’ it that way, what’s wrong with callin’ it that way? And seriously, given her appearance this weekend, how else can you call it other than what it is? Tranny, bent over, good for using, good for nothing else… period.

On the positive? The positive is that Jessica Simpson, unlike the other 2 Jessicas Biel and Alba, will never overreach. Jessica Simpson actually understands her role, Jessica Simpson understands the only place for her is wrapped around a jock…and she doesn’t aspire to much more. Well done.

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