Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin

July 27, 2009 12:35:32 Posted at July 27, 2009 12:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know?

Apparently Joe, because he can’t help reflecting his pain through his work, changed the lyrics to one of their songs last night at a show to address the change in his personal life.

Meanwhile famewhore Camilla is already hunting down her next ride. She and her reps are probably already reviewing the list right now. Who might be on it?

She wanted Robert Pattinson – his people would never let that happen for fear of the Twi-Hard Nation – so Chris Pine, Shia LaBeouf, and Bradley Cooper are now all targeted for Camilla action.

As for Joe...give him time. He’ll find the dick soon enough.


File photo from RADCLIFFE/MATEI/GABO/Bauergriffinonline.com

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