Red Taffeta. At the MET Gala. With an asymmetrical hem. It’s offensive. If you have to do taffeta, you do it like Christina Ricci -- more on her later. Red Taffeta you save for Julie Bowen, at the Emmy Awards. Or, you know, for a 60th wedding anniversary. I can’t even with the gathering of the fabric there at the waist. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston and SELF Magazine celebrated her yoga instructor Mandy Ingber’s new book yesterday in LA. Jen wore a short black dress, no surprise, and ugly shoes, no surprise. Jen’s best friend Courteney Cox, who appears to be turning into Teri Hatcher, was also at the event. Courteney posed for photos with a lot of other people, and so did Jen, including Kate Beckinsale, with whom they both posed together, but separately, and . Full Story

Look, it’s not like I expected Total Recall to be good. The 1990 original isn’t really good, but at least it’s fun in that way that bad movies can be. So while I didn’t expect the remake of Total Recall to be good, per se, I was looking for it to be fun and enjoyable anyway. Full Story

This article would normally be posted to LifeStyle. But she put so much effort into overdressing, the least I could do was to give her the spotlight. That is, after all, the point, non? Kate Beckinsale at the Total Recall premiere last night. Of course. I would like it more if that wing wasn’t sticking up towards her face. Full Story

Colin Farrell, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, and director Len Wiseman were in Mexico yesterday for Summer of Sony to promote Total Recall opening in August which is interesting to me because, as I’ve been reporting Jessica’s fiancé, Justin Timberlake, is being seriously considered to play the part of Gypsy Husband in the film adaptation of Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head based quite obviously on Forrest’s ex Colin Farrell. Full Story

I really, really love these pictures. But first, I’d like you to note the caption that accompanied them from the photo agency:Actresses Kate Beckinsale, Eva Longoria and designer Victoria Beckham attend the Vanity Fair and Chrysler celebration of The Eva Longoria Foundation hosted by Eva Longoria on Thursday, February 23 at Beso Hollywood. Full Story

I will never EVER turn down an opportunity to post pictures of Anthony Mackie. Even when I have nothing to say. And I don't have much to say here but it shouldn't matter. This is Anthony Mackie. That should be enough. Mackie announced the nominations today for the Spirit Awards with Kate Beckinsale. Mackie's independent film association is obvious. Full Story

I meant to write about this yesterday but the agency only made these photos available today. At least for blogs. Michael Sheen is in Toronto as his daughter Lily is here with her mother Kate Beckinsale. On Tuesday, Michael and Kate took Lily to the Canadian premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. Full Story

They’re still casting for the Total Recall remake, expected to shoot in Toronto this summer. Colin Farrell is in place as the main dude and they’ve yet to secure the two female leads. A few weeks ago, we were led to believe that Jessica Biel had a shot at playing Colin’s ultimate love interest and that Kate Bosworth was asked to read for the part made famous by Sharon Stone – click here Full Story

She was here for a day, flew in for wardrobe and screen testing, and left back for Los Angeles late afternoon Wednesday. Underworld 4 begins shooting soon. While in town, Kate was spotted at dinner at Joe Fortes. Am told Timothy Busfield and Jorge Garcia, aka Hurley, were there too that night. Random. Full Story

Kate Beckinsale was photographed at LAX the other day completely blonde. She is supposed to start shooting a new Underworld soon. Not sure if this is the reason. But first, a holiday in Mexico with her husband and her daughter, showing off a siiiiiiick body in a frilly baby girl bikini. I want that stomach. Full Story

Written by Sarah Underworld 4 was announced as a go yesterday, with Kate Beckinsale returning as ass-kicking vampire Selene. Production is slated for March 2011 in Vancouver and Kate’s husband Len Wiseman is producing, but he is currently hunting for a director so he won’t be helming the project. Full Story

Rihanna is in Hawaii for Battleship. During her time off this weekend she went paddle surfing with family and friends. HOT body. And athletic. And she looks like she’s having a great time. And she also looks like she enjoys food. She works hard, but she enjoys food. Meanwhile, Kate Beckinsale was in Mexico. Full Story

Written by Sarah His name is Michael Sheen. You know him, he’s That Guy—that guy from that movie with Helen Mirren (or That Guy from 30 Rock, or That Guy from that movie about Nixon, or That Guy from those vampire/werewolf movies—either set, he’s in both franchises). I used to love Kate Beckinsale. Full Story