Most Shapeless: Kate Hudson
Why starve and smoke yourself back down to pre-baby anorexic proportions if you’re just going to out in a white blob? I don’t understand this. And I don’t care how trendy those shoes are, they totally suck. I call these Britney Spears “turned out foot” shoes. You know, my pet peeve? Girls who waddle around with turned out feet, advertising the fact that they used to “ballet”??? Completely ridiculous personal issue based on annoying ex friend but still…cloying all the same. And I could totally picture Mrs. Fed wearing these on a trashy outing to Starbucks with baby in tow and tripping in the process but I’m sorry, Kate Hudson is just too cute and too A list to be piddling around in low budget footwear inspired by Britney Spears. It hurts me gossips. It really hurts me.