The Players Played Out

July 30, 2008 07:06:42 Posted at July 30, 2008 07:06:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Disappointing…but really no surprise. Three months is about right for lust to wear off anyway. In the end, the battle between two practiced players ended in deadlock.

Us Weekly is reporting that the summer romance between Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong is over. The magazine also claims that there is simply “sadness” about the split, but no drama.

Please.

No drama, sure. But sadness? There is no sadness. Because no one is better at moving on than Kate Hudson. Remember…Kate Hudson is not Jennifer Aniston. In the end, that may have been the problem. Lance is accustomed to stepping all over his women: a macho dickhead, all swagger, not much elegance, and Kate as you know…Kate can’t be molded, Kate can’t be owned.

She also seems irresistibly drawn to Owen Wilson.

Don’t bet against a third go.

Photos from Flynetonline.com

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