Here are two shots of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last November. Katy was still married to Russell Brand. This year Katy is nominated for two AMAs including Artist of the Year. So she’ll be there for sure. As Taylor is promoting a brand new album, and nominated in the country category, it’s not impossible that she’d show too… only I wonder if she’ll ask whether or not Katy is going first before confirming her attendance, seeing as Katy is still f-cking John Mayer, and out in the open now, and Taylor’s latest release I Knew You Were Trouble is probably about him. Full Story

I wonder if the producers knew that this was not going to be the awards show that anyone remembers past today.  I don’t know.  Do they think “oh man, we have a sick lineup, this is going to be amazing”?  Because while it was fine production-wise and musically, the show just didn’t surprise. Full Story

According to US Weekly, Katy Perry, having had enough of John Mayer, went out for dinner with Robert Pattinson. They didn’t end up in bed together or anything but the magazine reported that Katy would be into it if he was. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

Twi-Hards are spitting at the new cover of US Weekly:  Katy Wants Rob: Their Secret Dinner Date Even though the publicist-friendly Gossip Cop Full Story

Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with a haircut. He showed up at Mindy Kaling’s party the other night and may have been flirting with her. Full Story

On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Katy Perry and John Mayer are...dealing with each other. So far there have been a few sightings, all at night time. And one morning after which is just an extension of the evening anyway. Until they’re seen on an outing together when the sun is out then, I hope that’s all it is, and what it should have just been with Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: action, nothing more. Full Story

Katy Perry has marvellous ones. And, well, John Mayer isn’t exactly known for under-sharing. So it’s true then - Katy and John are officially a thing now, seen leaving Chateau Marmont together last night in his car, clearly ready to go public. You can imagine how much that would have swollen his dick, right? No Shame Face for John Mayer this time! John Mayer adds yet another babe (I hate this word but it’s fitting here) to his long list of babes including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, and Taylor Swift. Full Story

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez showed up to support Katy Perry last night at the premiere of her tour documentary Part Of Me which, I’m sorry for disappointing you, I really, really want to see. Because I will watch any “behind-the-scenes” tour movie. From Truth Or Dare to Never Say Never, I’ve almost watched them all. Full Story

Let’s start with Carly Rae Jepsen who was the big winner last night at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. As I’ve been mentioning, mostly in Smutty Tingles lately, I am not tired of that song yet. Still. Not even close. In fact, all I want to do is listen to it over and over again especially when I’m running which is why I have to resist the urge to just have it on repeat on my iPod. Full Story

Remember when entertainment outlets were trying to sell us on Katy Perry's romance with Karl Lagerfeld's muse, the beautiful Baptiste? And we were like, um, that's not actually possible? I really wish they’d stop insulting us when they try to make up stories. It’s really offensive. Katy is not dating Baptiste. Full Story

I was happy to see Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield walking their first red carpet together on Saturday at the Kids’ Choice Awards. The two subsequently presented together as promotion for their upcoming Spider-Man. I was even happier to see Shannon Woodward show up with Katy Perry. Interestingly enough, Andrew used to date Shannon Woodward. Full Story

What an awful dress.  Really, with everything available to you, you choose this?  What does this say about what you want to do with your Grammy night?  Katy Perry never chooses a dress by accident so she must want this to do something.  Some sort of Betty Draper In Repose type thing, with the bouffant?  I don’t know. Full Story

You knew while watching the MTV VMAs, right? That it was only a matter of time. Click here for a refresher. This is what I wrote then, based only on Video Assuming his face throughout the show, as he paid tribute to fellow addict Amy Winehouse while his wife took every opportunity on camera to boast about all her tequila shots:“There were times he looked almost pained. Full Story