As you know, Victoria Beckham did not arrive with the other Spices last night at the premiere of Viva Forever. Instead, she was late and posed with her family on the carpet. Click here for a refresher. Inside though, Posh did finally join the girls on stage. Full Story

The Spice Girls musical premiered tonight in London. As you can see, Emma Bunton, Mel B, Mel C, and Geri Halliwell, all arrived around the same time and posed together on the carpet. At one point they even found a stand-in. What’s missing? Well, she wasn’t missing. But at press time I can’t find any shots of her with the others. Full Story

First - Stella Tennant FOREVER. Second - I want to know what would have happened if they even tried suggesting to Kate Moss that she’d wear Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony during the David Bowie Fashion tribute. Please. Victoria Beckham included among Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Vivienne Westwood, and others. Full Story

Victoria Beckham posted a photo of a tricked out mic on her Twitter a couple of weeks ago - click here for a refresher. I wrote that it was perhaps a sign that she’d finally agreed to perform with the other Spices at the Closing Ceremony. As previously reported, Posh had been cock-blocking the plan, not wanting to compromise her new Fashion Designer identity by reminding us that she originally arrived as a pop star. Full Story

Here are the Spices in London today to announce Viva Forever, a stage production based on their songs. Think Mamma Mia only replace Dancing Queen with Wannabe and Waterloo with Spice Up Your Life and “the story of a beautiful, talented girl and her best friends who get swept up in the obsession of today's TV celebrity culture". Full Story

As I always say: Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t. And Spice Girl Sh-t is even better. Seems like they’re all pregnant right now. The latest to announce is Melanie Brown. She joins Emma Bunton and, of course, Victoria Beckham, all expecting babies later this year. Apparently Victoria hasn’t reached out to Mel to offer congratulations. Full Story

Mel B is promoting her own workout dvd. She was in London yesterday on a morning chat show selling the video and then at the launch of International Fitness Week March 14 – 21 at Old Spitalfields Market. Not really feeling her makeup right now. Is it the lips? Anyway, I think this is what she does now. Full Story

Scary Spice Mel B is releasing a fitness video. Mel says:"For anyone with jubbily bits, I'm going to tighten you up, make you laugh and enjoy your workout no matter what level of fitness you are” In other words, instead of being flabby, you can be hermy. Turn your jubbily into tranny! So here's the question - and a good time to play Would You Rather: Would You Rather: Be friends with the Rossum. Full Story

This is Mel B last night leaving Mr Chow. Mel was also photographed on Friday leaving Foxtail, narrowly avoiding a run-in with Tracey Edmonds. Am told she was probably in LA through the weekend. Which would mean Mel was in LA on Sunday. Sunday night…the Beckham birthday party in Santa Monica. Tom and Katie were there, Will and Jada were there, Gwen and Gavin were there, Kate Beckinsale was there, Diddy was there, Elton was there, hell even Usher was there! But did you see Mel B?  I didn’t see Mel B. Full Story

The Spices turned up on the runway at Roberto Cavalli’s mens’ show – as you can see, aside from Posh, Cavalli is clearly designing for Russian mail order eurotrash and Jessica Simpson these days. But Victoria looks fierce, doesn’t she? From the neck down, that is. The pantsuit is killer. Full Story

Giving You Everything is the Spice Girls one hour documentary airing next week narrated by the girls themselves over the course of the last few months leading up to their reunion tour with exclusive backstage access and archival footage. You’d think it would be typical campy snap and pop. But surprisingly, the Spices were willing to dig deep, discussing eating disorders, catfights, and more. Full Story

More photos of Posh & Becks at Mel C’s gig last night. As you know, these two are like porn for me. And last night they certainly delivered a little. Look at the way he’s looking down at her. And holding her from behind. Hold me from behind!!! As always though, it’s Victoria who’s most entertaining. Full Story

It was a girly gay paradise. I asked my husband if he wanted to come along… he cleverly declined. And it was the right decision. Because we were screaming and dancing and singing in the aisles and it was not a night for the “dude” but one for Girl Power…even the bitchiest sceptics will turn off the snark, just for 2 hours, and buy what they’re selling. Full Story