I’m into whatever Miley Cyrus is selling these days.  Engaged? Sure.  Sassy new haircut that somehow reverberated around the world?  All over it.  I had to look up what she’s actually working on right now – but that in itself isn’t a bad thing. I don’t understand why she had to stifle The Haircut though – like, isn’t one of the points of a short haircut that you can kind of dress it up or down?  I was sort of looking forward to seeing those sassy pieces flopping all over the place – kind of a Chelsea cut that didn’t take itself too seriously. Full Story

Breaking... Miley Cyrus cut her hair. Drastically. It was a trending topic worldwide on Twitter yesterday, largely encouraged by Miley herself who first posted the before and after shots, and is continuing to post photos from every angle, much like we all do when we have our makeup done, or our hair styled, and can’t stop looking in the mirror -- only our mirrors don’t talk back; her mirror is an online audience that can and will throw sh-t back in the reflection. Full Story

Sasha and I email several times a week, at least, about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. Like 15 year old squealers. Only we’re supposed to be proper adults. But it’s been a while since we’ve been able to replace our young couple obsession after Chris Brown beat the sh-t out of Rihanna. Full Story

Miley Cyrus was photographed at LAX today. Needless to say, they were all focusing on a shot of her engagement ring. She obliged. Not sure where she’s heading... Maybe New Orleans? Liam Hemsworth is filming there. And Emma Roberts is co-starring. And, well, there’s something about that Roberts girl, don’t you think? E! News Full Story

PEOPLE broke the story of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth’s engagement this morning. They also have exclusive details about the ring. Click here to read about how many carats and how it was cut etc etc etc. Full Story

Big day for PEOPLE Magazine. And they certainly needed the win considering that Us Weekly was owning their asses for the first half of the year. PEOPLE is high on a double exclusive today though, following up their Jessica Simpson baby unveil issue last week with Drew Barrymore’s wedding and the first to report, with confirmation, that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged. Full Story

I love the look of a jacket dress and nothing else. If I had reason to, and breasts that could stand on their own like that, I would do the same. The problem here is the hair. She's grown up enough with the bare chest, she doesn't need to add another 20 years to herself with a middle-aged blow out and much, MUCH too much eye makeup. Full Story

Every morning, Kate, my producer at etalk, calls me about my script for the day’s show. Today we were talking about People’s Choice coverage and she was all - holy sh-t Miley’s boyfriend is SO hot. And my response was - haven’t you seen The Last Song? She hasn’t. If you’ve seen The Last Song, you know what I’m talking about. Full Story

Over the last year I’ve seen several gossips—Lainey included—state that Miley “Smoke pot? Not me, never!” Cyrus has earned some affection by drawing down her public persona and making some effort at being a more mature pop tartlet. I’ve disagreed all along, issuing a strong BITCH, PLEASE caution to those jumping on the Miley train. Full Story

None of you are surprised, I’m sure, about Miley Cyrus’s maybe but not really but totally admission that she smokes pot. But, um, don’t ask me to judge her for it. Like, the act of doing it, I mean. Because... well... come on now, honestly? But we were never owned by Disney and put to work at 12, or 13, or however young it is when they start. Full Story

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are together, again, still. The two were papped at lunch yesterday in Toluca Lake. Here, let me say it: I like them together. A lot. And why? First of all I think it’s too easy now to be all like, wah wah wah, I hate her, she’s so irritating. It’s done. Full Story

What is up with my affection for teen couples? Maybe it’s because I spend so much energy hating on LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, those people, in comparison to them, it’s all relative. Like, I know Miley Cyrus is insufferable. But you can’t tell me you find her harder to swallow than Rimes. Full Story

Sasha posed this question during the liveblog. My answer was that at gunpoint, I’d take Miley. That’s the point of sh-t vs Diarrhoea – it’s supposed to be hard. I know Miley doesn’t look so tragic here in photos, and you have to remember, the photo agencies generally don’t post too many of the bad ones on these occasions, but during the pre-show with Seacrest, she was working a significant bloat. Full Story