Ok we’ll call it even
Two years ago this past Monday, Mischa Barton bailed on her own red carpet and screwed up our night. As such, we hit the Croisette 2 hours earlier than we had originally intended, during peak evening hours, and I broke my elbow on the way to the bar. Balls.
Back then her career was already in the sh-ts but not totally unsalvageable. These days, well, between her and Lindsay Lohan, the outlook isn’t great. Which is why Mischa is now modelling...
In a bridal show.
Check it out – Mischa on the runway at the Rosa Clara Bridal Fashion Show in Barcelona. It’s amazing. The tacky ass Bride Hair. The tulle. From the Golden Globes and the It List to hustling it in a white dress for pay – working the bridal fashion circuit is pretty f-cking ghetto. How much longer before she’s doing the ones at the mall during lunch hour? You know, when the retirees and the stroller moms are the only ones watching? She’ll find a way to spin it but this, this here is desperation and degradation, an example of how quickly things can fall away when you throw them away. And it totally makes up for my arm. We’ll call it even now.
Photos from Splashnewsonline.com