Today my mission is to get you guys to officially approve the creation of a subcategory of Girl Sh-t, called Naomi Sh-t. I’ll get down to the specifics of what Naomi Sh-t includes in a minute but first the story behind my inspiration, which is the news that one of the contestants from The Face is now f*cking Naomi’s boyfriend! Are you also having Models Inc flashbacks? Good, because this story just gets better. Full Story

First - Stella Tennant FOREVER. Second - I want to know what would have happened if they even tried suggesting to Kate Moss that she’d wear Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony during the David Bowie Fashion tribute. Please. Victoria Beckham included among Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Vivienne Westwood, and others. Full Story

Together? Apart? Day in day out… Last week they were spotted in Cannes together on Spielberg’s boat, with Lukas Haas, hugging, just a day after Page Six reported that the two had been skulking about the Hotel du Cap. Blake however was not with Leo as he held court at a private villa in the South of France for three nights straight after that, in the company of models, sometimes several at a time. Full Story

So … this happened last night at AMFAR: Kanye West and Naomi Campbell on stage together, presenting together. There was no dramatic interruption. There were no cell phones thrown. No one was offended. No one was removed from the situation. And later on, the two of them even posed with Boy George. Full Story

I mean sober as in serious, but I can understand why you might think it’s the other way. Her husband however wasn’t ignoring her as her date last night. So there’s that. It was no surprise that Sarah Jessica Parker chose McQueen last night to honour the late designer. Some of her most memorable red carpet appearances were courtesy of McQueen. Full Story

Well, he’s still on holiday on a boat somewhere expensive with his girl Bar Rafaeli and Naomi Campbell who’s been accused of lying at the war crimes trial of Charles Taylor over a blood diamond...What? But Leonardo DiCaprio is so principled. And SO rich. Forbes Full Story

There must be some irony here, right? Where: Sardinia, ItalyWhen: August 8thWho: Leonardo DiCaprio, Bar Rafaeli, Naomi Campbell, Vladimir DoroninWhat: Birthday party for Fawaz Gruosi, founder of de Grisogono jewellery, specialising in black diamonds So Leo makes a movie call Blood Diamond. Naomi claims at the Hague that she didn’t know that Charles Taylor gave her a blood diamond. Full Story

Because there’s a price on Mia Farrow’s delicate head now that she straight up told the world that Naomi Campbell is a liar. Last week Naomi was summoned at “terrible inconvenience Full Story

Naomi Campbell is at The Hague today testifying in the war crimes trial of former Liberian President Charles Taylor about those diamonds. Remember she lost her sh-t about those diamonds? The presenter’s face at the end of this video kills me. Naomi’s testimony has been well documented. She says she received a pouch with some “dirty” looking stones, she said they were in her possession for just a few hours, and then she said she handed them off to someone else, acknowledging that they were “probably” a gift from Taylor and thinking nothing special of it because, in her position, she gets gifts all the time. Full Story

Our BREEZER gossip series continues as we explore celebrity relaxation and Bacardi ® Breezer wants to celebrate BREEZER Season by giving you a chance at a Luxurious Labour Day Getaway in Whistler or Muskoka. Full Story

Have never had a close look at Vladimir Doronin until this trip. Goddamn he’s hot. Laura emailed me from the photo gauntlet at the Wall Street gala the other night and expressed her appreciation for his quiver. The pictures don’t do him justice. As for Naomi, she’s attended several events this week, and every time she has new hair. Full Story

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are both in Thailand with their boyfriends on holiday. Naomi’s dude is a Russian billionaire called Vladislav Doronin. Of course. They’ve been together a while now. Seems like their relationship consists of going from one luxury resort to another. Vlady is a hunk though. Full Story

The Movie Star is dying. Good Taste is dying. The Supermodel died a long time ago? Back in the day, we worshipped models. Victoria Beckham’s imminent triumph on the cover of Vogue is making me nostalgic for days past when it wasn’t Jennifer Aniston’s face on fashion magazines but the real stars of the runway. Full Story

Naomi Campbell showed up at the opera last night and while she kept her crazy in check, the girl did look rough. Rough for Naomi, that is. Not rough compared to us, but rough for a supermodel. The suit was awkward, the pants were ill-fitting, the weave was budget, and I hear even the straps on her shoes kept coming loose the whole time. Full Story