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Young Artists for Haiti

March 12, 2010 13:25:43 Posted at March 12, 2010 13:25:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exactly 2 months ago, on January 12th, 2010, an earthquake devastated the Haitian landscape… but not the Haitian spirit. K’Naan’s Wavin’ Flag is the anthem for Young Artists for Haiti, recorded by some of the biggest names in Canadian music in support of earthquake relief efforts. Full Story

Canada For Haiti

January 25, 2010 06:31:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Canadians were generous. VERY, very generous. Nelly opened, Gord closed, K’naan and Metric delivered emotional performances, and at my last check on Saturday afternoon we raised $13.3 million to be matched by the Canadian government for a total and counting of $26 million and this does not include other concurrent fundraisers across the country. Full Story

Worst Grammy Hair: Nelly Furtado

February 11, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 11, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is gorgeous. Indisputably so. But she does NOT look good as a blonde. In fact, she looks cheap as a blonde. And dirty. And this is shame because her dress was so lovely against her skin. And everything else was working so well. But seriously… what’s UP with the blonde? PS. There will be Oscars! My Oscar dress is this colour too! Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

The Heir Can’t Dance

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In all fairness, his beaver bucks weren’t quite so beaver bucky yesterday...but then another dorky problem reared its dorky head and that would be the Rhythm Issue. Is there anything unsexier than a dude who can’t dance? And tries to? His brother knows. The Hotness on a Horse who can hang a pair of pants…Harry knows. Full Story

Tuesday, April 3, 2007
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Dear Gossips,

Yesterday’s travel took up more time than I expected…my thanks to all of you for sending along the Alanis Humps video, now raging across the web.

She looks great, she sounds great, and between Alanis and the only-good-for-ass Jessica Biel, I’d take Alanis any time. If you haven’t seen the video, click here. Hearing the lyrics slowed down totally kills me.

And it’s nice to see her sense of humour is intact…unlike that sullen little bitch Avril Lavigne. More on that later.

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Am in Toronto, will be here for a week, emails are piling up. But even if I don’t answer, I promise I read each and every one – thanks so much!

PPS. Dear McGoslings: chill.

PPPS. Was on same flight home with Nelly Furtado yesterday. She was with manager, bodyguard, and baby. Nelly flies commercial - was pretty cool.

Thursday, March 29, 2007
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Dear Gossips,

Am in Saskatoon, Canada on assignment for eTalk this week to cover the Juno Awards – Canada’s music awards, similar to the Grammys in the US and the Brits in the UK – airing live on CTV on Sunday. Nelly Furtado is hosting and I am on party duty.

Rumour has it she’s RSVP’d to the Dose.ca party on Saturday night, the night’s hottest bash, and rumour also has it that Pipsqueak might make a surprise appearance in the audience on Sunday night. Chances are slim since he’s hosting Kids’ Choice the night before but… that’s what private jets are for, right? Will keep you posted.

Night of the Junos I’ll be on the carpet for arrivals and then live blogging the show on www.ctv.ca from the eTalk lounge. So if Justin does come, I’ll do my best to beg him back with Britney.

And,in celebration of the Junos - a new giveaway below. Good luck!

Thursday – blogging on the fly between shoots, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. To Alex on her birthday. A good girlfriend who is spending her bday weekend in Vegas on a staggette. Poor you? Lucky you? Have a great time!

PPS. I missed Friday Night Lights last night though it’s PVR’d. But if my digital box f&cks up again…I.Will.Lose.My.sh-t. Heard it was yet another killer episode – please don’t tell me, please don’t gloat, I can’t handle.

Worst Hair: Nelly Furtado

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Some people can…Nelly Furtado can’t. And a shame really. Because she really is so damned cute. I mean look at that smile! Doesn’t that smile make up for the Katie bangs? And the fact that Dolly Parton decided to puke all over her dress? No? Ok. Full Story

Janet Jackson: The Worst Five Minutes Ago

December 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That her cd tanked, that it simply didn’t sell, that her new songs are lacking – not the truest signs of a career on life support. What really gives it away is the hair. Weeks after Gwen Stefani went there, did that, even after Nelly Furtado went there, did that, suddenly Janet turns up with the same and it stank of five minutes ago. Full Story

AMA Itchy: Nelly Furtado

November 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The dress, great. The body, even better. Makeup rocked too. But the fringe. Not the existence of it but the length. Made me itchy. My eyes were itchy just looking at her, I still feel itchy just thinking about it, and is that a good thing? To elicit a physiological irritation by simply standing there and showing off your hair? Again…maybe it’s just me. Full Story

Fringe Fugly Furtado-style

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maneater, so catchy. Fugly fringe, so not. Here’s Nelly in Portugal promoting her album, looking lovely and luscious except for the bangs. Hate.Them. And some extra moisture conditioner wouldn’t hurt either. Everything else… fantastic. Hope to Goddess she doesn’t continue melting away. Full Story

Most Surprising: Nelly Furtado

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Clever striping on a girl with a booty and shocker of shockers – she didn’t look wide…doesn’t that deserve at least a snap? Love the juicy booty, love the well proportioned body, that her legs aren’t pins, that everything balances out so evenly, that despite the fact that this dress clings to every inch of her, she doesn’t look like she’d be open to a gangbang right after the show. Full Story

Pro-love for Jessica

July 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Between Britney"s plea for pro-love and Tori Spelling"s heinous crimes, something in me has changed. And next to Tori"s hardcore homewrecking, every other bitch takes on a new perspective, don"t you think? Besides, between the two Simpsons, I think we can all agree that Jessie"s a helluva lot more palatable these days than her thinnifying little sister. Full Story

LastWord

It"s a big TV day tomorrow. Just a reminder that my regular Monday hit on eTalk runs tomorrow night. In addition to revealing the smutty riddle, I"ll be dishing exclusively on Eminem"s marriage and Nelly Furtado"s career. Check it out if you"re interested. Monday Mailbag tomorrow night if I can fight off this sore throat. If not, fresh smut on Tuesday. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey