One bitch fighting himself
I love a good bitch fight. Please. I live for a good bitch fight.
But this, this is not a good bitch fight. This is not even a bitch fight. This is one bitch fighting no one but himself. That would be Nick Cannon, and now I’m a little embarrassed for Mimi. Because her dude is embarrassing himself so publicly.
Apparently he’s trying out comedy now. Photos are attached of him on stage at his show. And so Chelsea Handler had the same reaction you had. She tweeted:
“I just heard nick cannon is starting a comedy tour. Who's going to do the comedy”
Hit back? Sure. But only hit back when you’re hitting back something better. Because if you can’t bring something better, it only makes it worse. And he did. He made it worse. For himself. In a stream of un-clever, un-funny, un-gracious, and straight up wack assTwitter replies, Nick Cannon not only told the world he’s very much not a comic, but also a total loser.
Funny how all of @chelseahandler fans are coming at my like I did something to her. I don't even know this broad! She on my sh-t!
Everyone knows @Chelseahandler had sex with the head of E! for her show. So when its canceled does he get residual pussy for the reruns?
@chelseahandler Looks like she got hit in the face with a hot bag nickels!
Ugh. And it goes on. And you can read them for yourself here. It’s too much fontrum, I can’t post it. But you’d think someone married to Mimi would be a little less ... sensitive? Or maybe that’s the point. Maybe when you live with a butterfly you can’t help but get extra on the feelings.
Photos from Wenn.com