Oscar Granny

February 24, 2009 06:46:59 Posted at February 24, 2009 06:46:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was freshly frozen for the Oscars and presented alongside The Women to Kate Winslet. I do love how they held hands and welcomed her to the community. And though I rag on her often, Gran is one of the few who can almost always pull off feathers. Her dress was magnificent. Especially from the back.

But, like, would it have killed her to deliver her introduction of Angelina Jolie with a little more enthusiasm? She didn’t mean a word of it. Which prompted of course Angie’s fake smile in return. Someone wrote to me that it was because Granny normally wears glasses when she reads and so was having a hard time following the prompter…

Well then put on your glasses you vain bitch!

Anyway, afterwards Gran and Keith Urban hit up the Vanity Fair party, reconnecting with the A list and mingling with the elite. Where she belongs. Nicole Kidman is Hollywood. Nicole Kidman is not Nashville. Nicole Kidman is also super tight with Rupert Murdoch – they were photographed all chatty chatty together at the event – a fact that is not punched out as much as it should be. Granny is well connected. And she is not afraid to call in her favours when it comes to movie reviews, interviews, positive press, and more.

Also.

Let’s enjoy some more Sophia Loren, shall we?

Please.

We don’t need a reason.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and Gettyimages.com and Wireimage.com

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