On her stomach, because somehow that’s a reliable pregnancy detector, my eyes are drawn to her feet. Because... Is that a F-CKING KITTEN HEEL??? This is Nicole Kidman in Paris the other day after a photo shoot. She was in London for the Games with Omega. According to Australian real estate sources, she’s expanding her penthouse there - click here Full Story

This is Nicole Kidman’s first public appearance since Katie Holmes broke up with the Church Of Scientology to become Courage Mom, superhero, saving Suri from a life of auditing and being groomed to marry David Miscavige, thus thrusting Nicole’s post-Cruise parenting back into the spotlight. Full Story

As expected, the weeklies are still going hard on Tom & Katie this week. PEOPLE’s story is relatively tame, especially compared to Us Weekly. I’ve just had a look at the Us Weekly pages and, as you can see from the cover, where PEOPLE has so far avoided the Nicole angle, Us is bringing Kidman into the conversation. Full Story

I find it pretty rich that Rupert Murdoch, who could out-sinister Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, is attacking Scientology but whatever, that’s another conversation. Murdoch, who is very, very close with Nicole Kidman, which is why none of his tabloids ever sh-t on her, was tweeting Full Story

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended a fundraiser on Saturday night in Sydney. For a while there I thought she might not be messing with her face so much... Now I’m not so sure. Also, is it just me or are her teeth bigger? I spent time recently at an event with a dentist who gave me some fascinating information on celebrity tooth strategy. Full Story

Nicole Kidman looked amazing in Lanvin last night at Palais for The Paperboy. Have you read my breast discussion in the Janet Janet lifestyle post from earlier today? Click here if you missed it. Granny Freeze has never been ample breasted. And now in her mid-40s, as you can see, Granny’s can still stand up like that, so impressively, by themselves. Full Story

I don’t know about this story. I don’t know about the source. It’s an Australian magazine called New Idea claiming a world exclusive one-on-one interview with Isabella Cruise, daughter of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. REALLY?Fine.We’ll work with it until we shouldn’t work with it anymore. Just so you know in the event it turns out bogus. Full Story

Here are Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth shooting The Railway Man in Perth. I quite like her with brown hair. It softens all that sh-t she’s done to her face even though, from this distance, and in a blurry shot, that third upper lip is as bloated as ever. I really wish she’d stop muting her talent with her obsession to stay unwrinkled. Full Story

Tom Cruise is really, really good at going super stealth undercover. Not unlike Johnny Depp. And the Brange. When he doesn’t want to be found, he will not be found. I wonder why his wife takes a different approach. There are several possible answers, of course, but I haven’t decided which one I like best. Full Story

I had such a huge lady crush on Nicole Kidman ten years ago, circa Moulin Rouge. Unlike my lady crush on Lucy Liu, though, the crush on Kidman did not survive the ensuing years and her increasingly frozen face. She made me too sad to crush on her. But maybe Pre-Frozen Nicole is making a comeback. As Entertainment Weekly noted Full Story

We discussed it in reference to Madonna and SJP earlier this year. Click here and here for articles on Hand Shame. What happens when the hands don’t match the face? At the time I wondered about Hand Surgery. Full Story

Here are Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and their girls at Sydney airport yesterday. I’ve decided that a nude underlay with a black dress should never be attempted again. Also...why does she continue to insist on that f-cking kitten heel? It’s gross.Did you miss Nicole at the Oscars?I did not.But I do consider her Balenciaga with the red neck bow Full Story

There are stars, and then there are stars, you know? Even though Emma Stone's had a good few years and a REALLY good 2011, she hasn't had that defining role... yet. The one everyone remembers as equal parts incredible acting and indelibly her. I'm sure she's getting scripts, but she's usually a variation on a Sassy Quirky Truth Teller. Full Story

Tropfest happened in Australia this past weekend. It’s the biggest short film festival in the world. On the judges panel this year: three Oscar winners - Cate Blanchett, Nicole Kidman, and Geoffrey Rush - and Toni Collette, Oscar nominee and Emmy and Golden Globe Awards recipient. Total amateurs, right? God I love it so much that Cate and Geoffrey especially give back so often and so happily to their local arts community. Full Story