The TIFF guest list was released this morning. Stacked with celebrities. None more powerful of course than the Mighty Herself, Oprah Winfrey. Looks like Precious is making an Oscar push. And as we all know, Oscar campaigns begin in Toronto. Which is why the Opes, being a producer, along with Tyler Perry, is throwing Her influence around where it’s needed to see this through. Full Story

If you can believe it, we’re not talking about Victoria Beckham. These three attributes: Not NaturalAn ActInsecure Were cited by Bradley Cooper (as reported in the new issue of Us Weekly) as the reasons why he did not want to be with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Lately, instead of Madonna the pop star, it’s been all about Madonna the Mother – she’s still using her considerable resources to appeal Mercy’s Malawian adoption rejection, and also donated $500,000 to earthquake recovery efforts in Italy… Her face doesn’t seem to be as scary stretched and pulled either. Full Story

A new round of break up rumours surrounding Shelfy and her lifeline... OK! Magazine is reporting that she can’t handle his flirting and that he’s been telling his friends that he’s trying to ease out of the relationship slowly. Full Story

I’m sure you’ve all heard about that lady with all the babies? She was on food stamps or something and that shady doctor still put, like, 8 embryos inside of her and now she’s asking for donations online…? I hate people. Anyway, as you can imagine, every outlet was clamouring to interview the Jolie wannabe. Full Story

This Porny Simpson business… As you know, these photos have made headlines everywhere. Like if the Brange hadn’t come along to show off the family in Tokyo, Porny’s pictures would have been the top story all week long. But no one beats the Brange. For the record, in the original article here posted on Monday, I wrote very clearly that “Jessica Simpson has a lovely body. Full Story

Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. Full Story

As you know, Brad Pitt was in Chicago yesterday to tape with the Mighty Opes. Audience members are now revealing how it all went down. Some say it was pleasant, some say it was a little testy. The show airs later this month when we can all jump in with our observations. For now, here are a few details. Full Story

Not sure which feed you were watching last night but on CNN they would Not.Stop.Showing.Oprah. Turns out they should have spent more time with their cameras searching for Brad Pitt. He was there! Needless to say, Brad’s man won. But Obama is not the only reason Brad Pitt was in Chicago. As mentioned earlier this week, Opes has invited Brad back to her show to promote Benjamin Button. Full Story

She is besties with Jennifer Aniston. Once a week they cry together over the phone. Which is why it’s been reported that she shunned the Brange in favour of her friend. But Benjamin Button is said by many to be the season’s top contender for Oscar. And how can a possible future Oscar winner NOT be featured on the Mighty Opes? According to her website Full Story

The Olsens were on Oprah yesterday – most boring interview ever. Seriously… You’d think the Mighty Opes would slap her big stick around more often, non? She’s Oprah. She could have asked them whatever she wanted to. Instead though, Oprah decided to throw softballs and spent too much time discussing with Mary Kate and Ashley what they like for breakfast. Full Story

The GMD and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. If he wasn’t so hellbent on suppressing his gay, he’d be able to find a little more creativity. Full Story

An item that was relatively buried…probably because no one ever wants to suggest anything less than sparkle dazzling positive about the Mighty Opes. Because the benevolent magnanimous Oprah Winfrey can do no wrong…right? Ugh. Oprah is insufferable. The GMD is insufferable. No wonder they’re so tight. Full Story

Had dinner with the girls recently… Julie is pregnant, Erin is a doula, and she suggested that before the baby comes, we all get together for some kind of chick bond. Something about feeling and sharing. I asked her if she wanted me to bring my spirit drum to ring in the joy, to help us dance around like no one’s watching. Full Story