Whenever I see photos of Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom with their son, Flynn, he looks so happy. And he’s absolutely adorable and chunky and I’d like very much to squish him. But no kid is an angel 24/7. And I feel Miranda’s stress just looking at these pictures. When she was getting him ready for the walk, he was probably a little squeamish getting into the stroller. Full Story

Orlando Bloom is making the rounds in New York to promote The Three Musketeers. It opens this weekend and... well... the reviews so far have been dismal. And apparently Paranormal Activity 3 is expected to win the box office this weekend while many predict that Musketeers, starring real(ish) actors, will bomb. Full Story

Miranda Kerr modelled in the Dior show in Paris today for Fashion Week. Her husband Orlando Bloom sat front row with a camera, gazing up at her adoringly as she came down the runway, like he’s fresh from the village and has never been to a fashion show. It’s actually kinda cute. And I am happy for him that he’s so happy because I did feel sorry for him when Kate Bosworth scammed him into a set up pap situation a few months ago. Full Story

On his part, anyway. For her... well... she doesn’t let go easily. Here’s another thing all gossips agree on, and what we discussed one night during dinner: this bitch is crazy. So Us Weekly is reporting that after two years, Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard are done. Full Story

I was flipping through photo thumbnails on the database and as I passed these, seeing the baby very quickly, I thought to myself, that really is Orlando Bloom’s face on an infant’s body! The infant, of course, is his son Flynn, with his wife Miranda Kerr, arriving in Sydney, apparently for the first time since Flynn was born. Full Story

But right now they look very similar. Here’s Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom tonight in London at the National Film Awards. Damn. It’s been a long, LONG time. Remember when Orly was a big deal? Sometimes a pretty face really isn’t enough. Orly has however been working on smaller projects now and again the last 2 years or so, and it was just announced this week that he’ll play the bad guy the Duke of Buckingham in the upcoming 3D reboot of The Three Musketeers. Full Story

Last week he was in Marrakesh with Jennifer Aniston and my Gwyneth for the opening of some hotel. Yesterday he was in Vegas with Rosario Dawson and some other people for the opening of another hotel. What exactly does Orlando Bloom do? A perfect candidate for Why Is Full Story

How do you get on one of these lists? Shinan Govani is on these lists. He was one of the privileged guests invited to the opening of the new La Mamounia Hotel in Marrakesh and according to his Twitter Gwyneth Paltrow arrived with the woman she once dismissed as “that TV girl”. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston arrived in London today spending US Thanksgiving abroad. Can you hit the beach in England at this time of year? Pretty sure you can’t. Jen on a holiday without the sun? what’s up? Orlando Bloom was also on her flight. They share the same agent. Not sure what this means. Guy Ritchie flew back to London yesterday too. Full Story

First - Kirsten Stewart in Vancouver on Monday, day after the New Moon wrap party, where my sources say she was smoking some BC bud, on her way in and out of a hair appointment looking like it was a rough night. Or a great night. Pretty much what Laura and I look like now. Except for us it’s been 4 nights in a row. Full Story

It’s been a long, long time. And he owes Mark Ruffalo. Mark is directing a new film called Sympathy for Delicious and because he’s the sweetest guy ever has charitably offered Orlando Bloom a part. But can Orly keep up? Delicious also stars the underrated Laura Linney who, obviously, can act circles around Orly’s pretty (but useless) little ass. Full Story

Teen adoration is a curse. Robert Pattinson is feeling it right now. He was supposed to begin shooting an independent feature with Dennis Hopper, Rosario Dawson, and the adorable Olivia Thirlby this month called Parts Per Billion, a departure from Twilight, and an opportunity for him to showcase that he’s more than just a sparkly pretty boy. Full Story

Three Whiskers Orly Bloom in Venice today with girlfriend Miranda Kerr, arm in arm, taking photos, in love, and not minding at all the presence of photographers following them for the shot. He needs the attention too. It has been a very, very quiet year for Orlando. Hasn’t done much filming, and nothing has been confirmed going forward which means, aside from a brief appearance in New York I Love you, we won’t be seeing his baby face on screen in the foreseeable future. Full Story

What is it with Donald Trump? Never mind. Money talks. To everyone. Even Naomi Watts comes when Trump calls. And the elfy Orly too. Credit to him, Orlando Bloom doesn’t show up for the opening of a can of tuna like some other carpet whores. Full Story